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Heading to Weymouth and watching the first two on the train. Not seen them for years and am laughing non stop.
I feel really bad but it just cracks me up 95% of the time so I'll forgive the other 5%.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 2:43 pm
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Xray of double decker bus in rectum is the most hilarious thing ever.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 2:44 pm
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Jackass has always appealed to my childish sense of humour. The best clip has to be this one when they get Bam at the end 😆


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 2:56 pm
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I've always loved the the spring loaded hand in the office door (third film I think). My Wife refuses to watch them, just doesn't understand how much joy men get in seeing each other get hurt.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 3:04 pm
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I've got most of the TV series still on my Sky Box, dip in for a proper good laugh occasionally 🙂


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 3:09 pm
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Its the onky film i thiught was improved with 3d.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 3:12 pm
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Was it in the movies when Stevo dived into that into that canal type pool that was stagnant and then was viciously sick for ages afterward? or when Johnny went round Stevo's flat and all he has in his cupboards was breakfast cereal? LOL, Stoner!!

Loved the one where they went on the Gumball rally in an old jag and all the other participants were very clearly coked up to the eyeballs.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 3:15 pm
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I can't figure out how to link this, but I just about died when i first saw Cowboy Skate Park, it's the perfect mix of success, failure, commitment and stupidity.

http://www.clip4e.com/play_jackass_the_lost_tapes_cowboy_skatepark.htm


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 3:20 pm
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One of my favorites


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 3:47 pm
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To put a downer on it (as the kids would say). I think you need to be a certain age to fully enjoy it. I don't think I'd be laughing much these days at a 'prank' where Johnny Knoxville leaves a child seat with a dummy in it on the roof of a car and then drives off.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 3:48 pm
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This one was near the knuckle even for the Jackass team (VERY NSFW language).

I feel that we may have moved past the point where a prank like this would get commissioned anywhere in the western world...well, pretty much anywhere, actually. Maybe Japan.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 4:08 pm
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The best bit of that was not the terror prank!


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 4:16 pm
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Golf course air horn. Genius stupidity. 🙂


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 4:23 pm
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jackass is and always will be a classic series.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 4:59 pm
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Love the evil genius that came up with this one


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 5:11 pm
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The jackass films are the only films i have seen at the cinema and not remained silent, laughed so hard, the whole cinema was so loud with laughter.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 5:16 pm
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They are undenably the height of stupidity, but I love the movies. If you watch them back the first one seems quite tame now compared to the later stunts. Not the biggest fan of the 'bad grampa' sections.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 5:20 pm
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How to make an omelette could.be my favourite or maybe Dave England shitting himself in the van


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 5:24 pm
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Jackass has always appealed to my childish sense of humour. The best clip has to be this one when they get Bam at the end

I only saw that recently and laughed harder than I should have, I think it's the way he goes down


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 5:40 pm
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The jackass films are the only films i have seen at the cinema and not remained silent, laughed so hard, the whole cinema was so loud with laughter.

Same here, Leicester Square Odeon - more like a comedy show, real cathartic laughter.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 5:43 pm
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Midget Bar Fight

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4ButVeOUQ


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 7:58 pm
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What was th Welsh version called?


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:00 pm
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Dirty Sanchez?


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:08 pm
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Dirty Sanchez!


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:09 pm
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Favourite Jackass scenes are golf/air horn, the boxing glove through the note on the wall (just as they squint to read the smaller writing) and the limo/bees/marbles scene.

Who was the cockney on dirty sanchez who ended up with his scrotum wrapped around a bike tyre?


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:52 pm
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Dan Joyce?

Just stuck on some old Jackass dvds, good to wind down to after a hard week at work 😆


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 9:30 pm
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Dirty Sanchez was shit. Jackass was best when it was doing Monty Python-esque slapstick. The worst bits were when they tried to out-gross one another, IMO.

The giant hand in JA 3 was pant wetting genius. Plus:


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 10:24 pm
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Dirty Sanchez was much grimmer but very funny.
Dan Joyce was a very disgusting person. Pancho was hilarious though


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 10:26 pm
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I wonder how many of them still speak to Preston?


 
Posted : 21/10/2017 4:53 am
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Why don't they speak to Preston, have I missed something?


 
Posted : 21/10/2017 5:33 am
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Ah, that American football clip just reminds me.... Stephie 🙂 😯 8)


 
Posted : 21/10/2017 8:27 am
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I don't think I'd be laughing much these days at a 'prank' where Johnny Knoxville leaves a child seat with a dummy in it on the roof of a car and then drives off.

I would. Jackass isn't something you watch with your sensitivity intact. Just bleedin enjoy it


 
Posted : 21/10/2017 8:35 am
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This^ it's one of the few things I can watch that makes me laugh out loud.

Meanwhile in Finland.....


 
Posted : 21/10/2017 8:55 am

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