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...but I am married with kids. So knocked one out in the shed, and all was right in the world.

The End.

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Posted : 09/08/2013 9:08 pm
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[url= https://www.kleenex.co.uk/UK/Products/AtHome.aspx ]HTH[/url]


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:14 pm
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😀


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:15 pm
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I'm not sure that spunking on three badgers is any better, but each to their own I suppose.


 
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Posted : 09/08/2013 9:18 pm
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Nice picture Jamie, did you come round mine to knock one out?


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:19 pm
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Posted : 09/08/2013 9:19 pm
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Posted : 09/08/2013 9:21 pm
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What's the significance of a box full of badgers?


 
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Posted : 09/08/2013 9:26 pm
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Paladin....if you have to ask.....


 
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What's the significance of a box full of badgers?

Flippin weirdo. You bypassed the razzle and went straight for the innocenet badgers. Perv!


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:30 pm
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Nice picture Jamie, did you come round mine to knock one out?

Yeah sorry about that, but I needed the badgers and you hadn't returned them.


 
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Posted : 09/08/2013 9:39 pm
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Just spotted the razzle too, I still don't get the badgers tho


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:39 pm
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That's a classy working class porn mag you have there, i'd hide that in the bottom drawer.....under a "Field and Sport" or "Homes and Garden".

Off topic BTW : why does my dentist only have field and sport/homes and garden or yacht type mags in his waiting room?, not only does he cause me pain followed by a hefty charge, but he also feels the need to rub his middle class ****stain nobility into the wound left in my wallet as well........less than 20 mins work and he gets away with charging me £600+....tosser!.


 
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Sorry - its from a post from last week. I'll see if I can find the link.


 
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I hope that was a 650b with the torn rubber, after all you wouldn't want to be considered weird or twisted pumping away over a 26 or 29


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:49 pm
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Dang - I'm cant find that thread with the badger / razzle jizz from the last week or so! Anyone help?


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:54 pm
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Ha! very good. Cheers! (What tyres for badger love?)


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:58 pm
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Well done; I'd have got stage-fright with the badgers watching. 😳


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 10:00 pm
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Dang - I'm cant find that thread with the badger / razzle jizz from the last week or so! Anyone help?

[Url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/boom-2 ]Boom[/url]


 
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TaaaDaaaa!

Thanks Jamie, should have known you'd be involved!


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 10:03 pm
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You.. You didn't daisy chain with the badgers did you?.. You didn't?.....
What's it like?....


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 10:03 pm
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Nope.....still don't get it


 
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I'm still wiping the spaff from everywhere, seeing as the badgers f#**#ed off


 
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Genuine Q about tubeless. And disater, and it went downhill...
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All thx to Jamie - I think so anyway


 
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Ahhh, tissues - why didn't I think of that?


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 10:07 pm
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[url= http://www.lost-soul.co.uk/drac/Singletrack%20-%20Mountain%20Bike%20Magazine.htm ]Badger thread..[/url]


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 10:09 pm
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paladin:
Nope.....still don't it

So there was this guy called badger...


 
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If we all had a whip around would it be possible for stw to employ Jamie full time amuse us on the forum?


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 10:10 pm
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Badgerr's the inner tube guy then?


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 10:26 pm

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