[Closed] I've had a few press photos done...

with an intervening mountain ?

No - from my behind - I assume you approve 🙂

Aziz! Light!

The Filth Element 🙂

You like that one innit Mol! 😀

Much better!

I do like it. One of my fave ever films 🙂

Just thought it was appropriate given the photography theme of this thread 🙂

I have definitely seen a photo of elfin holding a ferrit.

It is very possible, Emma, and you are truly privileged to have seen such a wondrous sight. 🙂

Mol; not quite with you... ❓

Seen it yea, wondrous no. 😀

Your inner turmoil over hekelopters clouds your vision and thinking.

One day, all shall be revealed in it's infinite majesty, and you shall rejoice in the beauty of all things.

I wondered what had happened to the long hair MrNutt! You need to grow it again, guitar god stylee. 🙂

As for those fluffy hair extensions ... watch out DezB. 😉

I shall bear that in mind elf. I shall decline from holding my breath though.

So, what OP are you actually going to do with those pics then? Are they meant to be pin up poster or album cover type pics?

last picture is OK, the praying hands one is just a bit weird. First one...*shrugs*

probably not helpful, sorry

Intriguing. I never thought of you as an attention whore Mr Nutt.

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Looks like an expensive haircut.

Mol; not quite with you

his words are a quote from near the start of "The Fifth Element" where some bloke is exploring an ancient Egyptian tomb...

Oh yes yes yes, I'm with you now! 🙂

I thought he was referring to the Beautiful Thing™.

Fifth Element is a great film actually, one of my faves too.

I like the bit in Passage To India, where the crowd are calling for 'Justice for Aziz', which is something I myself have bin forlornly campaigning for most of my life...

I don't know you and I don't know what you do, but I reckon you need a good haircut and a shave.

So now you get to put a face to the username, what do you think?

Sorry, but 'narcissist' was the first word that came to mind... 🙂

JulianA - Member
So now you get to put a face to the username, what do you think?
Sorry, but 'narcissist' was the first word that came to mind...

"fanny" was the first word that came to my mind.

which is something I myself have bin forlornly campaigning for most of my life...

and yet everything you do seems to conspire against it 🙁

And yes, The Fifth is a great film, though I wish they wouldn't put it on quite so often as eventually I'll become jaded with it...

Ho hum - Member

JulianA - Member
So now you get to put a face to the username, what do you think?
Sorry, but 'narcissist' was the first word that came to mind...

"fanny" was the first word that came to my mind.

Have you considered getting help for your strange thought associations?

"fanny" was the first word that came to my mind.

well, I'm usually thinking about that already anyway 😐

simonfbarnes - Member

"fanny" was the first word that came to my mind.

well, I'm usually thinking about that already anyway

Tell us something we didn't already know!

😆

I am drunk, tired, slightly depressed and feeling a bit bummed about things at the moment...

Tell us something we didn't already know!

not yours though...

not yours though...

Your loss...!

Ho hum, I hope you're having a minor blip there. I will have my bike back tomorrow. Want to get out for a ride?

Your loss...!

hang on, you're a [b]girl[/b] ?? What have I done ?

You lot have obviously mortally wounded MrNutt with your mean-ness, where'd he go?

You lot have obviously mortally wounded MrNutt with your mean-ness, where'd he go?

no, he's beating off the totty with a stick!

[edit] ooops, unintentional double-entendre there 🙁

You lot have obviously mortally wounded MrNutt

ahaah hardly!

must try harder!

MrNutt - if I were in the country I'd offer to come and do a photoshoot 🙂

I'm in the country, and I can come and shoot you. 🙂

A to the K....

This is proving to be a much more entertaining thread than the title indicated. Please, keep it up lads.
And lasses. 😀

molgrips, I am in a country, I'll be in another one by the end of next week, does that help?

Not unless it's Germany.

Seriously though, I've always fancied a go at portrait photography.

here's some of a recent gig:

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You look like you're still waiting for Godot. Only without Estragon because even HE wouldn't be seen hanging around with someone so patently pretentious... 😯

so patently pretentious

which part of "performing artist" did you not grasp ?

Obviously, I'm not as good as you are at "grasping" things, then...

prefer the gig photos
you need to see a better milliner too

Woppit, I speak for many, fcxk off you cock.

I speak for many, fcxk off you cock

1) speak for yourself instead of making possibly spurious representational claims
2) Woppit's entitled to his opinions, even if you don't like them

MrNutt - Member

Woppit, I speak for many, fcxk off you cock.

Why's that then? Not trolling for compliments, surely?

Speak for many, eh? Ooh, I'm impressed.

Fcxk off? Er, no. It's a public forum. If you don't want honest responses, start a fan club.

Hen.

no, woppit you're just being your usual prickish self, you have nothing worthwhile to add, ever.

why not go play on a motorway you generic gobhappy unoriginal tawt.

ooh, handbags :o)

:pfffff:

Such rage from one so beautiful!! 😆

not rage, contempt.

if you're contemptuous of slight ribbing, you must go ballistic if someone really slags you off 🙁

Words cannot express the sorrow that I feel,
Spurned from on high by such a mighty one.

My slothful feet trudge on, on, on...

Down, down this hell of misery and despair.

Just made that up, by the way... 😉

To me you look either gay or Justin Timberlake-like. Neither does it for me. At least your music does.
Any luck with SSWC?

To me you look either gay or Justin Timberlake-like

does that matter? He insists he's getting enough, either way...

What does 'Gay' look like, Hairy? Cos, like, I wasn't aware there was a particular 'look'...

Nutt; why have you allowed Woppit to get to you?

See, the thing with yer Woppits, is that he needs to attack things, so's he gets a reaction. This helps him feel he's being noticed, and that he has the power to provoke people. Stems from a deep-set insecurity, and a fear of being ignored. He could be nice and positive and constructive like me, but lacks sufficient self-awareness and loveliness within himself.

I shall pray for him; for the salvation of his tortured and tormented soul. 🙂

He could be nice and positive and constructive like me, but lacks sufficient self-awareness and loveliness within himself.

and

is that he needs to attack things

hmmm, "look who's talking" springs to mind 🙂

yet to hear back from SSWC Hairy, would be a great laugh though, I'll wait till next week then give them a poke

Yeah but the difference is, I admit it, Barnesy.

Anyway, I'm much nicer. Scientific Fact.

I might nip down and get a bayg of crisps, as it goes.

Anyway, I'm much nicer. Scientific Fact.

[b]you[/b] keep telling us that but there's little corroboration...

Nutt will corrorrorroborrroorrororrrate. And many other people off here, whose lives I have touched in a happy and joyous way.

What crisps should I get?

Or should I have a little beefburger instead?

Nutt will corrorrorroborrroorrororrrate.

but I don't find people who wear hats indoors credible 🙁

whose lives I have touched in a happy and joyous way

apart from the restraining orders ?