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Also, would my bum look big in an Audi?
*Applause*
My wait is over...... 🙂
give them a shoeing?
Challenge him to a race on the Krypton Factor assault course.
Awaits thread entitled "What shoes for an Assault Course duel with a paper clip salesman?"
It looks like you're trying to...
"He" drives an ovlov..
Promptly.
Piss on his old fashioned shoes...
Give him a (paper)clip round the ear.
[s]Pistols[/s]Crayons at dawn.
It's the only way to maintain your honour.
Drag and drop him into the wastebin? (probably only makes sense to those of a certain age who used MS Office)
Kryton57 - MemberPiss on his old fashioned shoes...
Oh, teh ironing.....
Do you know Louise?
Piss on his old fashioned shoes...
To be fair, his shoes are less from times gone by, and more from a dystopian future.