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Caveat, I totally forgot about Australia:

Blimey, this is dull. There was a proper banging dance tune last year.
I'm dithering, I want to see Cyprus again just to make sure.
1hr left! Cheese and crackers are out.
RM.
Your mate's website is ace Cougar!
Cheese and crackers are out.
In the semi-finals I think.
Cyprus Shirley, then probably Israel. Netherlands was so so bad.
Your mate’s website is ace Cougar!
Hah, thanks. He's been running it since Bulletin Board days.
Wow, this is tense......
No points yet 🙁
Anti-brexit voting?
Or were we that shit?
2 points! I've always loved them Latvians
And the Croatians, gawd bless 'em
Well thanks ireland, what did the British ever do to upset you lot😏
Wow, snubbed by Malta. We're really boned aren't we.
Lady Blue Dress Presenter is particularly dreadful.
Merci beaucoup pour le trois points
And grazi bene!
Don't want the Israeli Picchu to win.....
Even the shackle draggers didn't give us any points
Well, screw you, you convict koala humpers
IHN for foreign secretary!
RM.
I've been to Montenegro but I can't remember the word for thank you. Whatever it was, that 🙂
Love Israel
Well, now I'm conflicted...
Thanks Israel, but if you could be nicer to the Palestinians, that'd be lovely.
Brexit trade talks with Israel next week....
Noooooo
I said to my missis, I'd like to go to the show next year. Not going to Israel.
Well, the Mrs wants to go to the finals next year Not sure how my inner hand ringing Guardian reader feels about that.
I may not even watch it. 🙁
On More 4 now, Father Ted , A Song For Europe.
My lovely horse... 🙂
Nice quote from the Gridion..
Cyprus have come second, which means ISRAEL have won this year’s Eurovision. A triumph for chicken madness, quirky pop and taking your Pikachu home. The UK came 24th out of 26, as predicted. Let’s never speak of this again.
Dealing with intruders, gatecrashers, interventions Spike Milligan style at about 4:00 in
In case you missed it: a write-up of the stage invasion.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/may/12/stage-invader-storms-uks-eurovision-set
This came after the activist, who calls himself DrACactivism, stormed the stage shouting 'we demand freedom' before being wrestled off-stage by security, as audiences watched on in horror.
I've always wondered what Drac looked like. I imagine dealing with the forum update thread tipped him over the edge. 🙂
From that Guardian piece
According to his Twitter bio, he is a philosopher, activist and DJ based in London and has written a self-published e-book.
Or, as we used to say, a bellend.
I may not even watch it.
Good choice. I didn't. Utter dross.