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[Closed] It's that time of year again; EUROVISION, WHOOOOOOO!!

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 IHN
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Every ounce of me is saying I should hate this, but it's a pretty decent tune

He, however, is a stroker


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 9:44 pm
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I always wondered what a young Dennis Leary might look like.


 
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Any butter churning moments worth catching up on t’iPlayer?

No, nothing to THAT standard yet!


 
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That has to be the worst moonwalk ever. He moves like a corpse......and what are those shoes about?

Moldova was just bonkers brilliance.


 
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Poundland Bieber.


 
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There are a lot of chaps in the audience.


 
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Danny Hart's in this one.


 
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Oh, here we go.  Lordi 2.


 
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Ah, the Dragonforce tribute band.


 
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 9:47 pm
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at last


 
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Oh, I'm all over this.  Eurovision metal, get in.  A+++ would vote again.


 
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Rik mayal come back gig


 
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Cougar, you shall not besmirch the good name of Lordi with this noise.


 
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Hipster metal


 
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I always wonder what motivates the metalers to enter Eurovision.


 
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Has anyone stage-dived at Eurovision before ever?  Bwahahaha!!


 
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Well safe to say that I won't need to book flights for Hungary for this time next year. Poor sod has half a barnett and nae shoes. Maybe we should have a whip round?


 
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Hungary for the win!


 
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full marks all round


 
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Rik mayal come back gig

I think I just swallowed my tongue, well played.


 
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Israel! Whoop! Here we go!


 
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Yep, like this.

My Very Metal nephew has a full sleeve Lordi tattoo. Never underestimate the effect of Eurometal on young minds.....


 
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I think the sound on my TV is broken.


 
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Has anyone stage-dived at Eurovision before ever?

Yep, Hungary in the semi's 🙂


 
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Hands up, who said they wanted bonkers?


 
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Well Hungary don’t stand a chance

shame, I quite liked it

wtf is Israel’s entry doing?


 
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Chicken?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 9:51 pm
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And if Bjork ate Bjork...


 
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A cross between Bjork and the Spanish Infanta from Blackadder


 
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Erm isn't this a little racist?


 
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So, this is kinda irritatingly catchy in a WTAF kind of way.


 
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Princess Leia isn't quite how I remember her........she appears to have one eye going for the shopping and the other coming back with the change.


 
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The struggle Israel


 
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Another stage dive?


 
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can't

stop

laughing


 
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How is it racist?


 
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If Leia ate Jabba?


 
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From Twitter:

@mrchrisaddison

Remember that remake of The Fly where Björk accidentally teleported at the same time as Margarita Pracatan?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 9:54 pm
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Sometimes I'm a little bit country, sometimes a little bit rock 'n' roll....


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 9:55 pm
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Both kinds of music here, boy.....country AND western!


 
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Karate kid plays guitar...


 
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It's the Dutch Garth Brooks, fur shure


 
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WTF if the dutch guitarist on?


 
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Both kinds of music here, boy…..country AND western!

Where's that [like] button?

Not my genre at all but, this is -really- good.


 
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Are his dancers epileptic? They seem to be dancing to a different tune. They seem a bit angry about something.....


 
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Why have they given guitars to the dancers?


 
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Johnny Depp does Bet Lynch?


 
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Thatsh a keeper!


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 9:57 pm
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Ah graaaaand, it's da luvvly lad fram Oiirrland


 
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Another Ed shitpan tribute?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 9:59 pm
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Ireland obviously don't ever want to host it again!


 
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Sounds like Sam Smith on a downer


 
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More snow! They want to shut that bloody window.


 
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Jedward backing dancerists?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:02 pm
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How do you say ''Beyonce" in Cypriot?


 
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I don't know about the bookies favorite, but this lass is certainly mine.


 
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Well hello.


 
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Back in the room! Just in time for the Cypriot Beyoncé.

RM.


 
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Did she just trump next to a bare flame?


 
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Flames out of her armpits. Nice touch. Her mum has shrunk that cardie in the wash though.


 
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Back in the room! Just in time for the Cypriot Beyoncé.

Your missus sees this, she'll make you switch it off again.


 
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I am loving the gayness! Great song too. Could be a trip to Dublin next year. Mind you, that'll be the Celtic tiger bust for another few years if they do.

Cyprus is scaring me though. There is a lot of work on show. It's like bulimic beyonce.


 
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Welcome back RM. Make sure you YouTube the maldovan entry


 
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Were those Cyprus dancers a bit porky to make her look better?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:06 pm
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She had dancers??!!


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:07 pm
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Going out with an upbeat one


 
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Is disappoint we finish on serious not fun...


 
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I think these two did the soundtrack for Gommorah


 
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Right, I reckon Australia for the win.


 
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I feel like I’ve missed the best of this. Italy was a touch tame.

RM.


 
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If anyone cares, for a bit of fun a mate of mine has run a private vote for a couple of decades.

http://www.bluemeat.com/eurovision/test.cgi


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:11 pm
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just not Norway please.

RM.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:12 pm
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Estonia, best teeth.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:14 pm
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Moldova. Might even add it to one of my playlists.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:16 pm
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Australia I reckon. Have I had too much wine or were there 6 Moldovans?

L.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:18 pm
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Moldova. Proper Eurovision that.....


 
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Heart says moldova, head says Australia, Putin says a former member of the USSR who he still likes


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:20 pm
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I'm going Slovenia, Austria, Norway but Moldova should win cos of bucks fizz.


 
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Well, the interval performance is hardly Riverdance.


 
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