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Every ounce of me is saying I should hate this, but it's a pretty decent tune
He, however, is a stroker
I always wondered what a young Dennis Leary might look like.
Any butter churning moments worth catching up on t’iPlayer?
No, nothing to THAT standard yet!
That has to be the worst moonwalk ever. He moves like a corpse......and what are those shoes about?
Moldova was just bonkers brilliance.
Poundland Bieber.
There are a lot of chaps in the audience.
Danny Hart's in this one.
Oh, here we go. Lordi 2.
Ah, the Dragonforce tribute band.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!
at last
Oh, I'm all over this. Eurovision metal, get in. A+++ would vote again.
Rik mayal come back gig
Cougar, you shall not besmirch the good name of Lordi with this noise.
Hipster metal
I always wonder what motivates the metalers to enter Eurovision.
Has anyone stage-dived at Eurovision before ever? Bwahahaha!!
Well safe to say that I won't need to book flights for Hungary for this time next year. Poor sod has half a barnett and nae shoes. Maybe we should have a whip round?
Hungary for the win!
full marks all round
Rik mayal come back gig
I think I just swallowed my tongue, well played.
Israel! Whoop! Here we go!
Yep, like this.
My Very Metal nephew has a full sleeve Lordi tattoo. Never underestimate the effect of Eurometal on young minds.....
I think the sound on my TV is broken.
Has anyone stage-dived at Eurovision before ever?
Yep, Hungary in the semi's 🙂
Hands up, who said they wanted bonkers?
Well Hungary don’t stand a chance
shame, I quite liked it
wtf is Israel’s entry doing?
Chicken?
And if Bjork ate Bjork...
A cross between Bjork and the Spanish Infanta from Blackadder
Erm isn't this a little racist?
So, this is kinda irritatingly catchy in a WTAF kind of way.
Princess Leia isn't quite how I remember her........she appears to have one eye going for the shopping and the other coming back with the change.
The struggle Israel
Another stage dive?
can't
stop
laughing
How is it racist?
If Leia ate Jabba?
From Twitter:
Remember that remake of The Fly where Björk accidentally teleported at the same time as Margarita Pracatan?
Sometimes I'm a little bit country, sometimes a little bit rock 'n' roll....
Both kinds of music here, boy.....country AND western!
Karate kid plays guitar...
It's the Dutch Garth Brooks, fur shure
WTF if the dutch guitarist on?
Both kinds of music here, boy…..country AND western!
Where's that [like] button?
Not my genre at all but, this is -really- good.
Are his dancers epileptic? They seem to be dancing to a different tune. They seem a bit angry about something.....
Why have they given guitars to the dancers?
Johnny Depp does Bet Lynch?
Thatsh a keeper!
Ah graaaaand, it's da luvvly lad fram Oiirrland
Another Ed shitpan tribute?
Ireland obviously don't ever want to host it again!
Sounds like Sam Smith on a downer
More snow! They want to shut that bloody window.
Jedward backing dancerists?
How do you say ''Beyonce" in Cypriot?
I don't know about the bookies favorite, but this lass is certainly mine.
Well hello.
Back in the room! Just in time for the Cypriot Beyoncé.
RM.
Did she just trump next to a bare flame?
Flames out of her armpits. Nice touch. Her mum has shrunk that cardie in the wash though.
Back in the room! Just in time for the Cypriot Beyoncé.
Your missus sees this, she'll make you switch it off again.
I am loving the gayness! Great song too. Could be a trip to Dublin next year. Mind you, that'll be the Celtic tiger bust for another few years if they do.
Cyprus is scaring me though. There is a lot of work on show. It's like bulimic beyonce.
Welcome back RM. Make sure you YouTube the maldovan entry
Were those Cyprus dancers a bit porky to make her look better?
She had dancers??!!
Going out with an upbeat one
Is disappoint we finish on serious not fun...
I think these two did the soundtrack for Gommorah
Right, I reckon Australia for the win.
I feel like I’ve missed the best of this. Italy was a touch tame.
RM.
If anyone cares, for a bit of fun a mate of mine has run a private vote for a couple of decades.
http://www.bluemeat.com/eurovision/test.cgi
just not Norway please.
RM.
Estonia, best teeth.
Moldova. Might even add it to one of my playlists.
Australia I reckon. Have I had too much wine or were there 6 Moldovans?
L.
Moldova. Proper Eurovision that.....
Heart says moldova, head says Australia, Putin says a former member of the USSR who he still likes
I'm going Slovenia, Austria, Norway but Moldova should win cos of bucks fizz.
Well, the interval performance is hardly Riverdance.