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[Closed] It's officially Xmas John Lewis Advert 2018

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 Drac
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Posted : 12/11/2018 2:55 pm
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Well that's not very jolly. Merry Christmas, you've just killed your whole family.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 3:01 pm
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"Officially" Xmas, 6 weeks before it's actually Xmas - seems legit.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 3:05 pm
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Funny. Captures the spirit of christmas at JL.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 3:24 pm
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I'm offended, it's clearly having a dig at gingers.' ginger lives matter. '


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 3:25 pm
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Brilliant, 'kin hate candles. I shall be using that at work.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 3:55 pm
 DezB
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Surely adverts are the things we ffwd over on our Sky boxes?? Voluntarily watching them is just weird.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 3:58 pm
 Drac
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Brilliant, ‘kin hate candles. I shall be using that at work.

I did wonder if that's where it was going.

Surely adverts are the things we ffwd over on our Sky boxes?? Voluntarily watching them is just weird.

Oh dear.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 4:09 pm
 DezB
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Not a John Lewis Advert really then?


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 4:21 pm
 Drac
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Try pressing play.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 4:33 pm
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In an unprecedented step, they've also released the advert for 2019


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 5:05 pm
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I agree with Dez, I record and FFwd ads too..

I’d do it here too, but I have a P😜

But in this case I watched it, and think it has sod all to do with JL.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 5:10 pm
 Kuco
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Is this the year of depressing ginger christmas adverts? killing gingerbread kids, killing ginger apes and their habitat.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 5:14 pm
 Drac
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But in this case I watched it, and think it has sod all to do with JL.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 5:40 pm
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Posted : 12/11/2018 5:47 pm
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It's November ffs


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 5:51 pm
 Drac
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Yes, yes it is.

Nice to see so many only reading the thread title.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 6:10 pm
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Well it might have helped to include some text in your post....


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 6:14 pm
 Drac
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That would spoil the joke.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 6:19 pm
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Nice to see so many only reading the thread title.

Jeez, I'd expect that from some but a mod? How long have you been here?

(hoisted on my own petard)


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 7:21 pm
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this is brilliant.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 7:31 pm
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Clearly that bag is too small for the fire engine 🚒. That ruined it for me.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 7:39 pm
 Robz
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They’re called John Lewis and Partners now. You’d have thought the marketing team would have gotten that right.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 7:43 pm
 Drac
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Clearly that bag is too small for the fire engine 🚒. That ruined it for me.

Yeah made it too unrealistic.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 7:54 pm
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That's pretty savage.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 8:06 pm
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Clearly that bag is too small for the fire engine 🚒. That ruined it for me.

Yeah made it too unrealistic.

Exactly. And daddy biscuit wasn’t sniffing the air with glee at the smell of freshly baked ginger dead ...... I mean bread.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 8:09 pm
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Fake as ****.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 8:12 pm
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rene59 wrote

Fake as ****.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 8:14 pm
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That's their best one yet.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 8:14 pm
 Drac
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Fake as ****.


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 8:15 pm
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Prodigy Lyrics too


 
Posted : 12/11/2018 8:51 pm
 bigG
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Merry Christmas from all the partners at John Lewis.


 
Posted : 15/11/2018 8:06 am
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Weirdly, I quite like that one, for a change.


 
Posted : 15/11/2018 9:02 am
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For me it's woeful. Reg must have have got quite the slice of the 7 mill budget.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 8:30 pm
 DezB
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Someone's gone and posted the Elton ****ing John one, haven't they? He got paid millions for that apprarently. Sick. Already a rich ****. I really can't stand Elton John. Will never spend any money in John Lewis as long as I live. Hope they go bust.

(Hilariously, it just came on telly as I finished typing that. Heard a few secs of his crappy pub singer voice as I scrabbled for the remote. Yeuch)


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 9:36 pm
 Drac
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Will never spend any money in John Lewis as long as I live. Hope they go bust.

I think you've just beaten Elton for diva drama.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 9:42 pm
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The real John Lewis ad.... courtesy of twitter


 
Posted : 20/11/2018 2:53 pm
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This amused me 🙂


 
Posted : 11/12/2018 2:29 pm
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This amused me

Quite like this re-dub a few years back


 
Posted : 12/12/2018 3:37 pm

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