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Why, oh why, do light coloured chinos exist?
And why on earth have I bought a pair?
No matter how you jump and dance,
the last three drops go in your pants
TSY, seen at breakfast earlier today.
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Only one way around this.
Remove trousers to pee at urinal.
Impossible to dry with dyson airblades
- FlashyIt's not wee, it's champagne from my breakfast
Wash your hands then leave wet finger marks on the Chino's...
This will hide the splashback....
"It's not pee there were no towels"
You don't realise how much the urinal sprays back at you til you wear a kilt for the first time....
You don't realise how much the urinal sprays back at you til you wear a kilt for the first time....
Or shorts, or sandals.
Now think about those vintage selvage jeans you haven't washed for 18 months.
you people use urinals?
You sit down to piss?....
I think the term’s ‘sitzpinkler’.
You sit down to piss?....
riiiight... Arc Fleet ship B for you.
you people use urinals?
Quite. What's wrong with using the sink, like a normal human?
[quote="Mark Corrigan"]I win because they think I pissed myself, they've no clue I came all in my pants.
..... aaand that wraps that up.
Top marks!
Sink? Round here we do it in the shower. Much more hygienic.
I can see this and the pron thread keeping me amused all evening. Nowt on telly box anyway......