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I'll probably get myself a custard slice

Tarta de Santiago please, it's a lovely almond cake and will go nicely with a cuppa.
Can you see if you can get me an almond slice?
I had an incredible *grape* and almond slice in a coffee shop near to Brechfa just before the event, now I wonder if I will ever have cake as good as that again.
Chelsea Bun.
Happy Birthday.
Tarta de Santiago please
I shouldn't get your hopes too high, it's more of a custard slice kinda place.
I shouldn’t get your hopes too high, it’s more of a custard slice kinda place.
Caramel slice then. Surely they've got that?
Happy birthday - chocolate eclair for me please - and a cuppa 😀
I'll have an eclair, 'long in shape- short in duration'
Choccy eclair for me too please.
Custard slice for me too please.
Bread pudding please and any spare custard slices left.
Hippo Burpy.
Awww one if those weird slices with marshmallows bits in that look like the cake shop exploded please.
Coffee & walnut for me please - and a coffee.
Are they any Bakewell tarts? Either proper ones or Mr Kipling's imitation jobs will be fine.
Happy birthday.
Something lemon flavoured for me please. Failing that a simple jam doughnut.
I’m gonna do a grandpa Simpson.
We had a cheap food shop that shut 6 months ago that used to get the cake rejects from M@S
Used to get about 6 of those half choc dipped mMS flapjacks for a tad over a quid. Great riding food 🙂
And the offcuts mmmm tbh it was probably A good thing they shut 🙂
Happy Birthday !!!
The thought of cake made me forget my manners.
It's mine and Mrs Ambrose's birthday today too, Penblwydd Hapus pawb 🙂
Happy Birthday, its mine tomorrow, do you want to do a joint party? I love custard slices..mmm.
Caramel slice here, ta
Many happy returns!

Oooooh decisions, decisions...
A chocolate eclair for me please. Or actually, a nice slice of ginger cake if they have any.
Happy Birthday IHN!
Jeez, I better ring ahead and check they've got enough custard slices in.
I might change my mind and have a lardy cake actually. Mmm, cake soaked in sugary lard, mmmmm...
The thought of cake made me forget my manners.
Likewise, happy birthday to you IHN and to the Ambroses and yetidave for tomorrow!
Any coffee cake?
Any coffee cake?
Yeah, unsurprisingly there's loads left cos it's effing minging.
Happy birthday
There are a couple of slices left from the cherry and doughnut cake our daughter made so I'll make a coffee and eat a slice on your behalf 🥳
Happy Birthday to IHN and the Ambroses
I'll have a custard slice too of any description. Quite like a fancy one like the OP pic but just as partial to the slab of solid custard with half a cm of white icing on top you get in our cattle market cafe.
[strong]Mister P[/strong] wrote:
Are they any Bakewell tarts? Either proper ones or Mr Kipling’s imitation jobs will be fine.
I once went into a bakers in Bakewell town and asked for a Bakewell tart. The lady took major umbrage with me and told me in no short measure, that Mr Kipling makes Bakewell tarts. IN Bakewell they make Bakewell Puddings. So I had one of those instead 🙂
That Caramel Slice - isn't the name for that Millionaires Shortbread? Anyway, whatever the nomenclature, I'll have one of those too, thanks.
Oh and Happy Birthday too. 🥳🎂
Happy Birthday!
Also a Chelsea Bun please, and nice big mug of tea (no sugar, strong, plenty milk).
Or, if you can get them specially imported, a 'Fudge Donut' from Aulds the Bakers in Greenock would be awesome. And cover my calorie intake for the next month 🙂
Happy Birthday! And carrot cake please. It's one of my five a day.....
Happy birthday and lardy cake for me!
Happy birthday IHN!
Slice of this please!

Happy birthday nettles and the Ambrose's
nbt would like a piece of shortbread. Could I have an almond slice please?
Ooh Sachertorte please.
Ooh Sachertorte please
Yeah, good luck with that.
Hey there everyone, I hope that you had a good time at IHN's bash. Sorry there were no chips left when you called by at my place, I scoffed them all- my first since December.
YetiDave- have a good one tomorrow 🙂
Happy birthday to all whose birthday it is, if I’m not to late, a nice big slice of Lemon Meringue Cheese Cake from the Cheesecake Factory please.
Stick yer cakes, if your down the shop get me Bog paper, pasta, cleaning stuff, beer and tinned tomatoes,
Happy birthday
Happy birthday!
You get the cakes in, we’ll get the kettle on. Another custard slice here please!
TS
Happy birthday yetidave.
Well, that's it for another year. Smashing big barbecued steak for dinner, nice bottle of wine, lovely cake baked for me by my lovely wife.
Happy birthday yetidave, I'll have a custard slice ta 🙂
Happy birthday yetidave!
Wife yesterday by complete coincidence bought a red velvet cake in Lidl if anyone fancies a slice?