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I know you love them really 😉

OK, electrics, table lamp around a year old. One of these silly touch- sensitive ones and it's been flickering profusely then switched off. Replaced fuse and it still doesn't work. Nothing wrong with the socket either.

So ... over to the awfully clever and knowledgeable STW guys ...

Thank you so much 🙂


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:19 pm
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Should have been the first thing to check - The bulb! - Is it screwed in properly? Is it borked? 🙂


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:21 pm
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New bulb??


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:21 pm
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change the bulb.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:21 pm
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Flickering when off isn't likely to be the bulb

Poltergeist?


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:23 pm
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Bulb? BULB? Its a LAMP FFS.
Could be the fancy switching.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:23 pm
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My money is on tighten the bulb as PP said, so come on I'm dying of suspense here.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:24 pm
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The ghost of Christmas present....

Or the bulb, switch, plug or wire.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:25 pm
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Mrs pearlbaz was sold a low energy lamp for one of these...they don't work. Make sure you're using a conventional filament lamp.


 
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I think theres something funny in the electrickery at the moment. Two of me old ma's lamps have busted in the past week - chaecked fuse, plug, lamp holder, LAMP. Threw in bin. S'funny old world.


 
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Bulb? BULB? Its a LAMP FFS.

Lamp - A device that generates light, heat, or therapeutic radiation

Bulb - An incandescent lamp or its glass housing.

So by that definition a lamp is the device that generates light. Something it can't do without a bulb in it. 🙂 😛


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:27 pm
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Caould be you need a shilling for the meter ! 🙄


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:31 pm
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Lamp - A device that generates light, heat, or therapeutic radiation

Bulb - Something you plant in the garden (or what girlies and nancy DIYers call a lamp)


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:32 pm
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LOL @ Ernie! 😀


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:34 pm
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Pete - FCOL even a bimbo like me would check the bulb first!

It is one of those new fangled ones.

As for you old fart, words fail me!


 
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The electronics that control the touch sensitive control often go wrong in these and do exactly what you're describing - we've had three die in about two years. Unfortunately when they start to go they're a bin job (or open them up, rewire them to just be a normal on/off light).

Unless of course, the bulb's loose 🙂


 
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cg glad you were impressed though i don't suppose you are old enough to know what a shilling was ! 😯


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:38 pm
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Check the connection at the bulb housing/cable interface.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:40 pm
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fiver she's gone checking the bulb


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:47 pm
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I've got a leaking roof too, could that be the cause?

When does the sun go down over the yard, I've had a bl**dy awful week so far 😥


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 4:52 pm
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It's been tweaked but is now completely dead. And I don't have the receipt for the pair of them.

I need to ride my bike.

To those who made helpful suggestions, thank you 8)

To those who told me to change the bulb 👿


 
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Definatley the leaky roof in my book.

Other than that touch sensitive lamps are poo in the extreem


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 5:12 pm
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To start the New Year as I mean to go on, the bimbo thread has been revived 🙄

Update - the second lamp of the pair has now died. And, to top it all, my angled desk lamp has broken. Thought it was the bulb (see, I now know what to do!) but replacement flickered then died 😯

So ... can any of you clever people throw some light (oops) on this? One lamp and desk lamp plugged into same extension lead which is one of those surge-protected thingies. Other lamp plugged into another surge-protected thingy.

To be honest, I feel like hanging myself from the rafters but can't go up there as the roof is still leaking 😥


 
Posted : 03/01/2010 8:17 pm
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do you live on a layline?


 
Posted : 03/01/2010 8:19 pm
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Ooooh, hadn't thought of that. How do I find out? Could Simon Ralli help?


 
Posted : 03/01/2010 8:20 pm
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OK OK I know when my bimbo posts are not wanted 😉


 
Posted : 03/01/2010 9:26 pm
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Hmmmmm. Dunno 🙁 Have you tried bypassing the surge protectors? Possible it's just coincidence with the touch sensitive ones. You could do what I do, and learn to appreciate your trendy new muted lighting scheme 🙂


 
Posted : 03/01/2010 9:38 pm
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Hi Rich. Usual problem of too many appliances and not enough sockets! The room is dark, I can hardly read what I'm typing!

The desk lamp takes a halogen bulb but has a switch.

Just sick of domestic stuff taking up my time and energy when there's more important stuff likes bikes 🙄


 
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You aint got any powerful electrical toys plugged in to the same socket have you? 😉

No no I dont mean those sort I mean something drawing full thirteen amps from the same socket you know like TV/Laptop/DVD and Satellite box? 😆


 
Posted : 03/01/2010 10:51 pm
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Haha!! All my toys are powerful 😉

Yep, one table lamp shares with TV, DVD, Freesat. Desk lamp shares with PC, printer, second table lamp.


 
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Theres your problem I would suggest. Smaller toys and more sockets to put them in 😳
Er on a serious note do you have a modern circuit board (RCD type) as you are in danger of causing a fire (not that a RCD type board would always prevent it).
Or get a bigger buldb in the main ceiling light and just ditch the crappy touch sensitive thingy,err light I mean...I'll get me coat, well me long Mac actually.....


 
Posted : 03/01/2010 11:00 pm
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Thanks Suggsey! I'll take my toys to the bedroom then 😉

Haven't a clue about circuit board, house is 30 years old. Did wonder if some updating was needed.

Don't worry touch sensitive rubbish lamps have been removed! It's "atmospheric" now 8)


 
Posted : 03/01/2010 11:09 pm

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