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When it comes to activities that require plenty of good nutrition, I wouldn't put throwing a cricket ball at the top of the list.
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Well, he doesnt just throw a bowl does he?
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Well, he doesnt just throw a bowl does he?
Well, no, I suppose he has to run a few steps first.
J-Lo in that car advert was lame!
come on...Jenson Button + Head and shoulders....I rest my case
In terms of the pure annoyance factor, it has to be John Cleese in those AA insurance adverts.
The wasssuuuppp advert for Budweiser assured I would never drink the stuff again.
The Aviva adverts with Paul Whitehouse are awful
tonyg + 1, that Jenson advert was cringworthy 😯
Michael Winner anybody?
Like to see how you'd get on bowling and fielding today in this heat in Sri Lanka
The fact that it's tasteless piss ensured I'd never drink Budweiser again
Any sportsman who endorses hair loss products - ****s!
Why is he holding a bat when he is being advertised as a bowler?
The fact that the ad is on the back of a dirty bus a few inches above the exhaust would subconsciously put me off more than the bloke in the Ad.
What about the Chris Hoy advert for shaving products?
[i]When it comes to activities that require plenty of good nutrition, I wouldn't put throwing a cricket ball at the top of the list.[/i]
I would put it (cricket, not just 'throwing a cricket ball') pretty high up. But then I know a thing or two about it.
Jimmy Carr recently spent a day as a "barista" in Starbucks. What a sellout.
Bill Hicks - "Do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call, every word you say is suspect, you're a corporate whore and eh, end of story."
Like to see how you'd get on bowling and fielding today in this heat in Sri Lanka
Wow. Does 'doing stuff out in the sun' require gender-specific "Advanced Nutrition" these days?
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as an professional athlete, then yes I guess it does.
Tim Lovejoy's pasta add was the worst. Under different circumstances I would have felt sorry for him... but he's a ####.
His agent clearly thinks he is one too.
I think I can beat that (or match it). Lenny Kravitz "designed" sushi.
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Extra marks for having his name included TWICE in it too.
btw nothing wrong with a sportsman endorsing a health/fitness product. Pace bowling is hardcore punishment amd Jimmy Anderson is a fine athlete.
Any sportsman who endorses hair loss products - ****s!
Isn't Cav the new head of head n shoulders? 🙂
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btw nothing wrong with a sportsman endorsing a health/fitness product. Pace bowling is hardcore punishment amd Jimmy Anderson is a fine athlete.
I expect the conversation went something like:
"Hello Mr Anderson, can we use your image to increase our profits? Here's a big pile of money"
"Big pile of money? Yeh, ok, whatever"
Tim Lovejoy's pasta add was the worst. Under different circumstances I would have felt sorry for him... but he's a ####.
His agent clearly thinks he is one too.
This. He manages to woo a very attractive female with a student meal and despite acting like a complete ####.
Michael Schumacher doing L'Oreal adverts back in the nineties was amusing.
"Because I am worth it. For sure"
[i]What about the Chris Hoy advert for shaving products? [/i]
Oh christ! He's not advertising something else is he? I've already filled the garage with Bran Flakes.
Come on, you're forgetting Peles advert for man troubles...
Liftman - Membertonyg + 1, that Jenson advert was cringworthy
IT'S BRACING 😆
The Welsh rugby player that did the cash for gold ad, can't rememeber his name as just call him cash for gold now.
He probably lives down the the road and is going to come a thump me now 😳
It's not just Jensen...
For me, it has to be johnny rotten flogging marg.
Lee Byrne doing an ad for some ropey cash for gold outfit was pretty poor too.
I wouldn't put throwing a cricket ball at the top of the list.
Where would you put it? Pace bowling is severely harsh on the body.
Whooahhh slow down people, who the hell is Tim Lovejoy?
Antiques dealer from a crap 80s programme.
Iggy pop whoring himself to an insurance company gets my vote.
I wouldn't put throwing a cricket ball at the top of the list.
Where would you put it? Pace bowling is severely harsh on the body.
This thread is at risk of turning into a "golf isn't a real sport" / "football is a game not a sport" type arguement*.
Only the lazy ****less British could make standing around in a field for 5 days a 'sport'.
(*both of which I agree with).
Bill Hicks quotes deserve their own Godwin's Law type rule where anyone who quotes them is identified as frozen in the sixth form.
[i]Only the lazy ****less British could make standing around in a field for 5 days a 'sport'.[/i]
Have the British made such a sport? I am unaware of one.
Bill Hicks quotes deserve their own Godwin's Law type rule where anyone who quotes them is identified as frozen in the sixth form.
The current Figo ad for Just For Men* is gruesome.
*I goggled the product since the ad was so bad it'd escaped me.
Jimmy Bullard's is the best:
Why is he holding a bat when he is being advertised as a bowler?
prob because having him holding his balls wouldn't be a healthy image 😉
[i] Why is he holding a bat when he is being advertised as a bowler? [/i]
because during the game of cricket, bowlers also need to bat.
When it comes to activities that require plenty of good nutrition, I wouldn't put throwing a cricket ball at the top of the list.
Possibly the strongest fail in weeks on here.
If only there was a vegan cricketer who could be eulogised as the perfect image of man....! 😉
Greg Chappell's vegan I think...
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He's also Australian though, so you might want to bear that in mind.