[Closed] Is there a more coma-inducing band than Elbow?

http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/elbow-worst-band-ever

What's a studio radio?

Er...the radio in our office (studio) which I hasten to add I can't turn off.

Missed that other thread...they are hardly the 'worst' bad ever, but they are hard to listen to that's for sure.

Coldplay

A surfeit of "good taste" + restraint + take themselves seriously = dull. U2, Coldhead, Radioplay ... you name 'em. Even Snow Patrol, I'm afraid.

what band did you chose to listen to on your headphones so we can comment on their torpor reviving abilities?

Well, I quite like'em.

If anyone wants a ticket to see them at Westonbirt Arboretum in June, let me know...

take themselves seriously

I don't think they do, tbh. Guy Garvey comes across as a massively humble fella.

Indeed, I heard him talking about their latest song "It's all Disco", and it is exactly about the fact that what they do shouldn't be taken too seriously by anyone, including themselves.

They are known in our house as ****ing Elbow. Also see ****ing Coldarse and ****ing Radioshite.

You must be lucky enough to have missed out on the Smiths OP...

I see all the usual bands that are cool to like/hate are being trotted out.

This

Then this

I really really hope you approve JoB 😉

I see all the usual bands that are cool to like/hate are being trotted out.

I likes what I likes.

Some music leaves me cold, some lukewarm, and some sets me alight.

The End.

rascal - Member

I really really hope you approve JoB

i had to put my headphones on and listen to something else

You like this but you don't like Elbow? They're poured from the same musical mould to my ears.

i had to put my headphones on and listen to something else

😆 at JoB

I really like Elbow, Guy has a great voice, with a decent range and warmth, and their songs have a decent variety, unlike Coldplay, with Martin's insistence on singing in that irritating falsetto. Then there's the bloody Manics, with their sub-Student Union level politicking and their 'if I sing really loudly in a raspy voice it'll show how sincere I am' vocals...
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Then there's Alt-J...

I quite like 'em, but sometimes I listen to Bloc Party and think, Jesus wept this is bland.

Never heard of them so can't really compare but surely Coldplay must be about the most tedious, over rated band out there. Droney, bland middle of the road stuff aimed at lifts and shopping centres

Is there a more coma-inducing band than Elbow?

We have the radio on at work, and a song played hourly by James Arthur makes me want to jump in front of a bus

I really like Elbow. I get that they're a bit of a Marmite band, but Guy Martin's lyrics are both poetic and emotionally intelligent. And I'm looking forward to seeing them live.

But then again, I'm a middle aged fart, so what would I know?

Muse?

Coldplay when they are good they are really good, Radiohead loved lots of their stuff a bit like coldplay its when the lead guitar kicks in whereas elbow one track pony beautiful day was ok but then i thought Suede were brilliant most of the time

Elbow. Athlete. The Smiths. The Cure. Coldplay. Reverend & The Makers. Oasis. Radiohead. Snow Patrol. Travis. Pulp. Blur. Suede.

Probably 95% of the output of that lot just makes me turn the radio down/off/over. There's the odd occasional track they've released that doesn't make me want to puncture my own eardrums, but on the whole I find them overrated, mundane, middle-of-the-road, drony/whiney rubbish. Other people may love that kind of stuff, and they're welcome to it, but it's not to my taste.

Says more about your narrow-mindedness than the bands' quality Pyro, if you lump all those completely different bands in together.

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Says more about your narrow-mindedness than the bands' quality Pyro, if you lump all those completely different bands in together.

I only "lump them together" because I find them all a bit 'meh', Dez. I'm not saying they sound exactly alike, and I'm not saying they're not 'quality' bands, just that they all make me turn the radio off as they're not to my taste. YMMV, as regularly gets said on here, and I'm not criticising people who like them, though you seem to be criticising me for [i]not[/i] liking them. I'm not sure that's entirely fair.

I have a fairly broad-ranging taste in music, a lot towards the folk/country/americana points of the spectrum, various bits of rock, metal, rap, hip hop, drum and bass, some classical, some dance-y stuff, some world music stuff. Bits of everything. Just not, for the vast majority of the time, that list above.

Elbow. Athlete. The Smiths. The Cure. Coldplay. Reverend & The Makers. Oasis. Radiohead. Snow Patrol. Travis. Pulp. Blur. Suede

Probably 95% of the output of that lot just makes me turn the radio down/off/over

Well, unless you're listening to the radio 10 years ago you'll be okay.

Elbow. Athlete. The Smiths. The Cure. Coldplay. Reverend & The Makers. Oasis. Radiohead. Snow Patrol. Travis. Pulp. Blur. Suede
Probably 95% of the output of that lot just makes me turn the radio down/off/over

Well, unless you're listening to the radio 10 years ago you'll be okay.

That's what Radio 2's for, isn't it? Nothing else could explain the inexplicably popular presence of Steve Wright in the afternoon...

Is there a more coma-inducing band than Elbow?

If anyone wants a ticket to see them at Westonbirt Arboretum in June, let me know...

GG being a top chap, a good Guy and general lovely fellow does not stop Elbow being an extremely dull band.

Guy seems like a nice fella, but I get the Elbow thing. They are pretty unremarkable.

HOWEVER, Radiohead do not deserve to be lumped with the rest of the b(l)ands. I can't think of a more experimental, yet consistently excellent, band. I'm thinking that the haters heard Creep once in a pub 20 years ago and wrote them off from that point. But hay, everyone's got to be passionate about something 🙄

I think back to being younger, I was vehemently opposed to so much music. I absolutely detested things things like U2 and Journey, Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, etc, and would make a huge point about hating them, turning off music at parties. It was part of who I was, in hindsight a bit of a dick. I had quite a nice upbringing, unremarkable, lower middle class, I didn't have much else to complain about I guess. I've definitely mellowed since.

Yes there are more coma inducing bands than Elbow

I'm thinking that the haters heard Creep once in a pub 20 years ago and wrote them off from that point.

On the contrary, I liked Pablo Honey and The Bends as albums. In their case I get the feeling that some time around OK Computer Thom Yorke started disappearing gently up his own fundament, and it all turned into dirge-y self-indulgent bollocks from there on in. I tried listening to OK and Kid A and just couldn't do it...

Then there's the bloody Manics, with their sub-Student Union level politicking and their 'if I sing really loudly in a raspy voice it'll show how sincere I am' vocals...

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My, how times change.

I always saw Modest Mouse as the good version of Radiohead. Same experimental bent, but with a good dose of mad vocals in the mix and not pretentious ****ery either.

I've been given free tickets to see Elbow. Not their biggest fan from what I've heard of them. I do like Guy Garvey's solo album though.

Surely the most coma inducing band has to be Nickleback or Limp Bizkit?

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Glassjaw.

So much noise, so little interest generated by it.

I get the feeling that some time around OK Computer Thom Yorke started disappearing gently up his own fundament

interestingly (or not) that's about when I thought they started to loose the pop influence (if they ever really had such a thing) and became worth listening to.

Isn't it good that we all have different tastes.

Have you learned nothing?

Your taste is wrong.

Take a walk take a rest, taste the rest.

I''ve been scared away from this thread by a folk fan talking shite.

I''ve been scared away from this thread by a folk fan talking shite.

Isn't that what folk fans are supposed to do?

"One man's coma is another man's big night out." - Armand van helden

I've never really listened to much elbow, radiohead or cold play as they sound boring.
Limp bizkit OTOH, rollin urban assault vehicle. What a tune

[b]@DezB[/b] - Yeah, fairy nuff. My mistake.

Martin. Garvey. Who gives a shite?

They both endlessly repeat a load of verbiage.

Was really into the band Cathedral years ago. Had a few albums, but for some reason never got round to getting the first one.
Got a copy and gave it a listen.................my god how slow. This was doom metal on another level. I know the singer had left Napalm Death for this band, but this was one extreme to the other haha. Only played it once and went back to there other more uptempo stuff.

Lighthouse Family.

Coldplay
Radiohead
Oasis

Let have some Motorhead, shove everything else in a cupboard under the stairs and forget about it.

[quote="DebZ"]I've been scared away from this thread by a folk fan talking shite.

Away back to the middle of the road with you, then 😉

[quote="NickC"]Isn't it good that we all have different tastes.
Yup. And that we don't all get snotty about other people not listening to us...

I'm not offended at all by Elbow. Not my faves by a looooong way.
G.G.'s six music show last Sunday was a cracker though. Far from boring.

Cathedral

.....my god how slow. This was doom metal on another level

Then my ears must need recalibrating 8)

Current situation:

Downtempo:

Jolly:

Hahaha ok then, will give you that. That Sunn tune is pretty lethargic.
Actually just had a quick listen to the Cathedral Album again (Forest of Equilibrium) and its not as slow as I thought. Mind you, back then I was more into bands like Carcass etc.

Elbow's new album out today 🙂

Actually just had a quick listen to the Cathedral Album again (Forest of Equilibrium) and its not as slow as I thought. Mind you, back then I was more into bands like Carcass etc.

Listened to Elbow on R2 this morning. They did quite a passable version of "Wonderful World".

Father John Misty on 6Music currently trying to out-dreary all of the above suggestions. Blimey it's so dull.

Are you from Liverpool by any chance? Saw both bands numerous times at the flying pickett and the Royal court in Liverpool in the nineties, along with Cancer, Anathema and Cradle of filth they seemded a mainstay of Liverpool Death/doom metal

Nope, from York actually.
Although did go to the Royal Court once to see Sepultura back in the good old days of Max on vocals. If memory serves me right, supported by Paradise Lost and Strife ??.
Seen a load of bands over the years, but never managed to see Cathedral yet.