Is there a good STW thread that you'd like to be made into a movie? 📽️

Sudocreme cat & the picolax threads.

Magneto dog as an Avenger.

Wordfence, it would be a bit like War Games, but, with old people and stuff.

Man starts cocktail bar not serving mojito’s

STW derides bar as hipster nonsense

Man is STWer

STW now backtracks hilariously

Magneto dog and sudacreme car in a family hijinx style film aka marley and me or Beethoven style.

The allotment

And obviously  RoboCock

That or some farce caper where a couple of lads reckon they can beat the bike industry at its own game, making stuff better, cheaper, against all odds, despite all the naysayers, they sail off into the sunset as bike industry millionaires

Hollywood ending would be somewhat different from reality, obvs.

A Comedy of Errors and Bodily Mishaps starring WorldClassAccident.

Would have an 18 rating….obviously

Louise surely?

Louise surely?

Clearing that past the film crew would be an ecumenical matter, and another 18 rating

And obviously RoboCock

The book's been written and all the best movies are based on books... 😁

Whatever it is, the main character should be based on world-class accident, and played by Nicholas Cage 😀

That one where glupton said that his mates were all millionaire kickboxers that would beat up any UFC fighter 🤣

Whatever it is, the main character should be based on world-class accident, and played by Nicholas Cage

Face/Off?😂

A biopic of surfmatt?

Or a B movie about how the trails really do come alive having been ridden on by 650b wheels, with horrific consequences

I think we've already had most of the driving threads ....

The Fast and the Furious.

Some people go fast while all the others get furious.

The Fast and the Furious

almost.

Penis Beaker!

Some STW big hitters from the political threads are asked to take part in a live broadcast on election night.

The filming location is at a remote highland castle,all travel and expenses are paid for(plus a FREE BAR) ,and they are asked to arrive on the Wednesday.

I am thinking a mix of, Knives Out,Battle Royale with a touch of Traitors.

^^ Add some Dog Soldiers into that mix too, together with the Hunger Games as there are no Greggs nearby for @binners.

I predict cannibalism by day two 😁

Would be a winner if the Dog soldiers arrived in Land Cruisers👍🙃

I do feel like Christopher Nolan's next project should somehow be based on RustyNissanPrairie's adventures in in unloved £500 SUV restoration...

Courtroom drama between STW and the ASA

Product placement being rife, obvs

Would you like a deal on a saracen?

I know some people who can hook you up!

tomhoward
Full Member
Courtroom drama between STW and the ASA

Product placement being rife, obvs

Ling obvs.

I'm thinking Jimmy Nail as GeordieMick, Toby Jones as Poop and Ling as herself.

 the main character should be based on world-class accident, and played by Nicholas Cage

Who would play... no wait, this is a thread,

martinhutch
Full Member
Ling obvs.

I’m thinking Jimmy Nail as GeordieMick, Toby Jones as Poop and Ling as herself.

I'm so conflicted as he's well... a little unusual looking but also so, so good in Detectorists and City of Ember etc!😂

Driving long distance with one of four tyres advisory
 

As a suspense thriller (spoiler - they make it safely but the five-day cooler they bought online wasn't up to the job and their sandwiches were warm and soggy by the end.)

Also: Does Anyone Have the CRC CEO's Email Address?

Man become obsessed with emailing the CEO of a large online retailer to check the status of his order but his investigations show that the CEO never checks his email and has 155,374 unread emails in his inbox. When the man gives up and goes home, he finds that his new bike had been delivered on time.

I'm genuinely surprised that Hollywood hasn't already snapped up that post about the Edinburgh karate club full of six figure earning lawyers that could beat up everyone in the UFC

Zombie bike riding film (BMX bandits) being owned with bombers.

SciFi time travel movie with all the trails and alternatives dimensions behind the the Nationwide at Swindon. Sort of Swingate. Series for sure.

Dream sequence of the riding behind Nationwide.

This is the Truman Show.

Improving wife performance upstairs.

A couples struggle to get back from an argument about whether to go to centre parks while she is on her period.

The Giant warranty saga in the style of “Erin Brockovitch”.

Do store security guards have any authority?

Trailer Park Boys already covered it, but I figure Kevin Smith could expand it into a slacker movie.

Any movie based on STW threads will start off being about a couple of guys buying a used car with the plan to restore it, will half way through inexplicably turn into a existential drama about the privilege of being a white man able to afford the current cost of living crisis, and will end up as a political drama about the dangers of fascism and the rise of populism. It will end without concluding the plot but with an undercurrent of barely concealed seething resentment.

The car will not be restored

Whatever it is, the main character should be based on world-class accident, and played by Nicholas Cage
Face/Off?😂

That'll be WCA reading the DE razor thread and thinking 'That sounds interesting'

A man travels the world looking for the Holy Grail.  At each and every turn the question is posed, "which tyres for....?"

The car will not be restored

Outside of “Harry’s Garage” no project car ever has been.

Man starts cocktail bar not serving mojito’s

STW derides bar as hipster nonsense

Man is STWer

STW now backtracks hilariously

link??

https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/dont-order-a-mojito

I wish this thread had links - I'm intrigued by millionaire kickboxers.

I'd like to see a movie about badger(?) spraying sealant everywhere, then threatening to sue everyone who laughed at him.

I'd go to see Ken Loache's take on 'Watches N+1' as a bit of social commentary, it could be a trilogy along with 'which Gagia should I buy' and 'wood burners?'

In my mind the Picolax thread only really works as a Jason Statham film where a man (Statham) having been somehow duped into taking the stuff by the russian mafia, has several 15 minute, single take martial arts sequences each one ending with him needing a break for explosive diarrhea. The locations he has to shit becoming increasingly precarious.

I wish this thread had links – I’m intrigued by millionaire kickboxers.

They weren't kickboxers, they were black belt Taekwondo blokes.

They worked in the Edinburgh finance markets and could knack any of the MMA fighters but didn't bother because their day jobs paid better.

They also regularly injured their friends, broken jaws and the like.

The locations he has to shit becoming increasingly precarious.

Watch Generation Kill. You might get some ideas from that.

The Crown Race.

One mans quest to find answers... Something something.

Minimal script... Long though.

Surely the iDave diet, didnt that turn into a scam and he ran off with everyones money?

Involved a lot of Chorizo iirc

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Obviously guy in trapped in a house when a gang of vicious criminal break in

all he has to defend himself are his wits , some Home Alone style traps and......

Disproportionately Cross escalated to full Falling Down

Sorry, but I still want a ****ing mojito - so that won't work.

Maybe a mash-up with Poopy's story to make RoboCocktail?

But I think Kimbers has nailed it though: Owned With Bombers works for me.

Anyone suggesting the Picolax thread... you didn't really think about that, did you?

Storyville / Ross Atkins does:

https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/legal-advice-please-cancelling-a-new-car-dispute/

I am a little worried about how many times my name has come up as 'movie potential' when you then lookj at the viewing figures for my amazing "Are you bored enough to watch..." film series.

I also feel thi si a little close for comfort right now, but I WILL FINISH MY CAR PROJECT

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Any movie based on STW threads will start off being about a couple of guys buying a used car with the plan to restore it, will half way through inexplicably turn into a existential drama about the privilege of being a white man able to afford the current cost of living crisis, and will end up as a political drama about the dangers of fascism and the rise of populism. It will end without concluding the plot but with an undercurrent of barely concealed seething resentment.

The car will not be restored[/i]

In my mind the Picolax thread only really works as a Jason Statham film where a man (Statham) having been somehow duped into taking the stuff by the russian mafia, has several 15 minute, single take martial arts sequences each one ending with him needing a break for explosive diarrhea. The locations he has to shit becoming increasingly precarious.

I was thinking a bit more som mothers do ave em type comedy.