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[Closed] Is my wife having an eclair?

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She went to make a cup of tea ages ago .No sign of her in the house now,but I found these wrappers in the bin.

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Posted : 03/11/2015 10:19 pm
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No clearly not as the wrappers appear full.


 
Posted : 03/11/2015 10:21 pm
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Fasthaggis wife earlier


 
Posted : 03/11/2015 10:21 pm
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dunno, but my wife's having the au pair 🙁


 
Posted : 03/11/2015 10:22 pm
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probably

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eclair


 
Posted : 03/11/2015 10:25 pm
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my wife's having the au pair

Nice pear?


 
Posted : 03/11/2015 10:26 pm
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Try not to tear the au pair.


 
Posted : 03/11/2015 10:32 pm
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The eclair has been described as a cake long in shape, but short in duration, so even if she is she'll be home before essel's Mrs.


 
Posted : 03/11/2015 10:44 pm
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That's no eclair, that's a space station.


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 12:15 am
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My wife is called Claire and I met her online, I call her my e-claire...


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 6:54 am
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I have a cream horn she could get stuck into, would she be happy with that ?


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 8:52 am
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I work with a colleague called Clare whom I often refer to as 'Chocolate E'

Turns out the wife wasn't/probably isn't having an affair (or an eclair) but she did have some bread & butter pudding when she finally came home. 8)


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 8:54 am

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