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[Closed] Is it time to start referring to folk like Johnson properly?

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Disgraced former journalist Boris Johnson.

Something like that.


 
Posted : 14/02/2021 11:37 pm
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I fear a warning from the mods if I used the correct term...


 
Posted : 14/02/2021 11:51 pm
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I too have the words but I also fear that I might get spoken to strernly by the mods.


 
Posted : 14/02/2021 11:55 pm
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I call him a lying philanderer and thats not libel as both are proven 🙂


 
Posted : 14/02/2021 11:57 pm
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****
****er
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Posted : 15/02/2021 12:09 am
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A Prime Minister that fully affirms the end of meritocracy in government?

The Anti Churchill?

The worst Prime Minister in modern history?

The Prime Minister that killed more civilians, over twice as many, as the Luftwaffe managed to?

The Prime Minister that turned cronyism fraud into government policy?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:27 am
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Was about to post but decided to delete it

Let’s just say “dead man walking Johnson”


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:32 am
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Are you talking about Alexander de Peffel?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:37 am
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**** *


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 1:13 am
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Johnson the charlatan, flimflammer magsman


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 7:04 am
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Boris the flaccid Johnson


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 8:31 am
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That Luftwaffe quite needs more publicity if correct.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 9:36 am
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I'd be happy if we just stopped being so familiar about him. He's Boris Johnson or Johnson. Calling him Boris like he is some sort of bezzie mate (or Nicola for that matter north of the boarder) gives them a buffer of familiarity and 'friendship' (can't think of a better word, but there probably is one) that imo allows them to even subconsciously dip below the standards we should expect.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 9:42 am
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Every time I see him referred to as "Boris" annoys the heck out of me. Makes him sound like some cuddly chum from a kids story.

He has manufactured this style to get over his lack of competence and gross ineptitude.

When I see someone say "he's trying really hard" or "well done Boris!" FFS, he's not a 4 year old who has made it on to two wheels from his stabilisers.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 9:43 am
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Like a torn binbag filled with shit, straw and racism.
Like an adulterous, badger-ravaged fly-tipped sofa with a hint of narcissism and over-egged nationalism.
Like a horseshoe magnet filled with lies for attracting retards.

etc.

I mean, he's trying his best. Just a shame he can't try the best of someone even half-competent.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 9:50 am
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Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson (Man of The People)?

Hahahahahaaaaaaaa.

How any of the idiots who aren't in the top 1% of the population wealth-wise, think he is on their side, and thus vote for him manage to tie their shoelaces in a morning is beyond me.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 9:52 am
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I think you lot are always looking for excuses.
Try 'my prime minister' it encourages a bit more personal responsibility👍


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:00 am
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‘my prime minister’

But he isn't. Never will be.

He's just a washed up panto act who got to be prime minister because a few 'clever' folks realised how many utter cretins there are amongst the electorate.

In that sense, if he is 'your' prime minister, you are welcome to him. And he is well-suited to you.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:10 am
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In WWII there were 384,000 soldiers killed in combat, but a higher civilian death toll (70,000, as opposed to 2,000 in WWI), largely due to German bombing raids during the Blitz: 40,000 civilians died in the seven-month period between September 1940 and May 1941, almost half of them in London.

sauce


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:11 am
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Another one, more disease related.

The 'Spanish Flu' pandemic killed an estimated 228,000 in the UK, making 1918 the first year on record in which deaths exceeded births

sauce


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:12 am
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I think you lot are always looking for excuses.
Try ‘my prime minister’ it encourages a bit more personal responsibility

Are you suggesting it's my fault that the Government failed to deal with the covid pandemic properly, or that I embezzled billions of pounds of tax payers money into the hands of my friends, and protected my friends when they broke the rules I enforced upon everyone else. Because I don't remember doing any of that.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:13 am
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Looking forward to when we can call him "former", "disgraced" and "convicted".


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:14 am
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When I see someone say “he’s trying really hard” or “well done Boris!” FFS, he’s not a 4 year old who has made it on to two wheels from his stabilisers.

In all fairness, you don't know what he is trying really hard at.

Consider, if he's "trying really hard" to:
look like a normal person and not a narcissistic psychopath
put a jolly face on it
look like he GAS
pretend there is no iceberg dead ahead
keep the drink and drug problem out of the newspapers


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:17 am
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I’d be happy if we just stopped being so familiar about him. He’s Boris Johnson or Johnson. Calling him Boris like he is some sort of bezzie mate (or Nicola for that matter north of the boarder) gives them a buffer of familiarity and ‘friendship’ (can’t think of a better word, but there probably is one) that imo allows them to even subconsciously dip below the standards we should expect.

I was going to say something similar. I always try to to refer to him as Johnson, like any other politician, in the hope that it will catch on, but sadly I don't think I'm going to change the behaviour of most of the population and the right wing media.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:20 am
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personal responsibility

In the context of defending Johnson, that is a quite remarkable turn of phrase.

You are right in one way - unintentionally, naturally. Responsibility is personal. That is why I don't follow a proven liar who has sired multiple illegitimate offspring all over the place and cynically used the legal system to cover it up as much as possible.

I see it as responsible not to be taken in by such an obvious fraud - one who appeals to his support by making, nudge-nudge, comments about 'piccanninies', 'watermelon smiles' and 'bumboys'.

Incidentally @exsee, what is it about Johnson that appeals to you?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:22 am
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borisjohnson.info (NSFW)


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:23 am
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he certainly isn't my prime minister

i didn't vote for him or any of this shit.

as others have said already if i typed what i call him,the mods will ban me.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:28 am
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Are you suggesting it’s my fault

Not your fault alone obvs👍 you voted for him to be prime minister so you should take some personal responsibility for that, calling him ' my prime minister' reminds us all of our apathy💩
Collective responsibility innit peeps👊


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:33 am
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you voted for him to be prime minister so you should take some personal responsibility for that

A reminder that most people are choosing between 2 political leaders (and arguably to a lesser extent 2 local candidates) and end up voting for the "least bad"... now, I think anyone that decided Johnson was the least bad option has it entirely wrong... but I don't go around assuming that every Conservative vote was due to people trusting in Johnson... just having less problems with him than the alternative (again, I think they're wrong, but can see that for many people their thinking isn't simply pro-Boris).


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:45 am
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Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster ****-Business ****-the-Families Get-Off-My-****ing-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ 88%-lies Get-Brexit-Done Bung-a-Bob-for-Big-Ben’s-Bongs Cocaine-Event Spiritual-Worth Three-Men-and-a-Dog Whatever-It-Takes I-Shook-Hands-With-Everyone Herd-Immunity I-Want-to-Thank-Po-Ling Squash-the-Sombrero Johnson.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:48 am
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Useless Johnson is about right.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:51 am
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^^^

You forgot 'Man Of The People'.

🙊


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:52 am
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I call him Dumbojo.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:54 am
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Yawn troll

lol


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:57 am
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What's Ulrika done now ...?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:58 am
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Klunk beat me to it.
Thankyou Stewart Lee.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:04 am
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lol

A brace of trolls.

One more for the hat trick.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:05 am
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Prime Sociopath, Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson. Leader of the increasingly fascist former Conservative and Unionist party, disgraced and fired failed opinion columnist and ex ringleader of the criminal Bullingdon Boys vandal club.

Is that a good enough "full title"?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:05 am
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Conservative Unionist Nationalist Tit?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:09 am
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Bloody Stupid Johnson [(C) Pterry]


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:16 am
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Johnson should be bestowing a knighthood on Jeremy Corbyn for his work in ensuring a Conservative victory.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:17 am
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Johnson should be bestowing a knighthood on Jeremy Corbyn for his work in ensuring a Conservative victory.

Agreed. The amusing thing for me is knowing how those initially bemused 'Red Wall' conservative MPs regard their newly won constituents. Laughing behind their hands at the Great Unwashed. It really is hilarious.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:20 am
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I generally just refer to him as 'that scruffy fat ****'!

I know we're not supposed to body shame but I just can't help it with him.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:34 am
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Boris! "2 threads" Johnson! ?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:39 am
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The next ex-prime minister.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:49 am
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With a nod to Sir Pterry:

Bloody Useless Johnson!


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:02 pm
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Boris! “2 threads” Johnson! ?

deserves! more! credit!


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:05 pm
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By (rightly) maligning Johnson it could send out the message that there's a superior alternative. Whilst he is not just a * but a bunch of **, he was elected leader of the Tories and his modus operandi and class interests are not going to be much different to anyone who replaces him.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:14 pm
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C**T
thats all the descript I need for Boris Johnson..


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:15 pm
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The Fridge Magnate


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 1:19 pm

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