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...a child will only need a shit 30 seconds after it's father has settled into a lovely hot post ride bath?
Just be glad said child isn't shitting in the bath.
What, you don't have a separate toilet??
Yes... Also will need the toilet as soon as ready to go out, go to bed, sit down for dinner just as you are about to sit down and contemplate the universe on a Sunday morning... "but daddy... I really really need to go"....
My son seems to time his urgent needs to a couple of seconds after I have just settled down to satisfy my own .
What riles me most is that every night I wait until Mrs TGA has brushed her teeth, done a wee and retired to bed before I sit down for ten minutes quiet time before going to bed myself. Cos I'm a gent. And without fail she comes down while I'm halfway through for 'one last wee'. It doesn't matter if I wait 5 minutes or an hour, she always comes down when I'm halfway through.
She can sit on your knee...
I advise the vegan diet as your motion takes less time than her walking down the stairs
The seat barely copes with me on my own without shooting out sideways for under me, so although she is only a wee lassie, to do this would almost certainly end up in an unfortunate and undignified semi-naked befouled spectacle that would be the talk of the local fire station for years to come.
If my daughters vegan diet is anything to go by, she wouldn't get more than halfway down the stairs before retreating back to the landing to choke to death. So that suggestion could work, thank you.
Veggie here, slides out easily every morning, 45 minutes after my coffee, without fail 🙂
Maybe the middle ground is the best for bowel movements!