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...a child will only need a shit 30 seconds after it's father has settled into a lovely hot post ride bath?


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:04 pm
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You only have 1 toilet? 😯


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:05 pm
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You only have 1 toilet?

Doesn't matter how many toilets you have - a child will always want to shit in the bathroom you are in!


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:06 pm
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At the moment, our second toilet is out of action.


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:07 pm
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And the kid is in the bath with him....

Stick a cocktail stick in it and make a sail boat 🙂


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:10 pm
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Oh yes. 1 toilet is positively 3rd world.


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:11 pm
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Not today RB, but it has happened. Not the cocktail stick bit.


 
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At the moment, our second toilet is out of action.

Is that due to kid shit? 😯


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:15 pm
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I'm not saying what happened to that.


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:16 pm
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Ah, you broke it with a tsunami post curry log then..!!!! 😆


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:17 pm
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It's just better that I don't say


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:18 pm
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Yes it is. You reproduced, you must deal with it (these rules were not adequately explained to me pre pro creation Either). They are also required to interrupt all showers, lie ins and to need to go 5 minutes after passing the last services on the motorway.


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:19 pm
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You only have 1 toilet?

Troll, right??


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:20 pm
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Ah yes, all those too garage dweller


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:21 pm
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...plus, despite having tablets/laptops/phones of their own, these are never charged and they will then use your tablet/phone and download their own crap onto your device.
Or is that just mine?


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:25 pm
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You only have 1 toilet?

Of course. I'm struggling to think of anyone I know with more than one.


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:38 pm
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I got into the bath yesterday and my 37 week pregnant wife decided that was the moment she needed diarrhoea lol


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:44 pm
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You only have 1 toilet?

If you have a back garden then you have a least two.


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 5:44 pm
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You have a toilet, indoors? Talk about 1st world problems.....


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 6:04 pm
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I predict a Python Yorkshiremen sketch within ten posts.


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 6:10 pm
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Also the law that your child will need in exactly when your own shite has barely left your arse and not yet splashed down. I try to go at work now, it might be cold and boring but at least i get five minutes to myself.


 
Posted : 07/02/2015 7:53 pm

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