[Closed] Is it just me?

No idea what you're on about.

What was it? I haven't seen it and I hate not knowing something when everyone else is talking about it!!

Grr, I can't to the link off my phone

No one else i know read into the phrase and saw the alternative meaning.

It's my own warped minds fault.

Link now in the OP

Tag line is: siemens! the future moving in..

I don't think it'll matter how much Siemens you move into me, ain't going to get any future...

[i]siemens, the future moving in?[/i]

guess it could be construed as a funny double entendre...

Nope, I don't get it 🙄

You will once you're married and then get preggars...

Then siemen will have moved the future in for you.

Ok? Do I have to have baybees just cos I get married then?

Is it a 'boy' joke? I don't get it either

emma82 - 'pends if you're protected from the siemens or not I guess?

I'm too innocent to even know how to respond TSY. 😳

Well Emsz, you for one, certainly won't get it if you stay as your are.

Miele need to Bosch some Siemens into the kitchen me thinks!
I'm keeping the SMEG fridge though.

And leave your smeg in the corner, you dutty little boy..

My minds a Whirlpool of smutty appliances 😳 sorry Sharki.

Why isn't there a shamefull hiding behind hand smiley on this forum?

Because you're not, or have anything to be ashamed?

If you had a likely to Henry's of other sucking tools, maybe then you need to hide behind a hands smiley.

Bish bash Bosch? Does that count?

Have you seen the new Hotpoint add ?

BRB I've just got to iron my shirt for tomorrow. Why does the bottom of the shirt always curl up? Let's see if Phillips can sort this.

I prefer Hygena over Smeg

j_me - what's wrong with a good bit of smeg, eh? I bet your CD's are in alphabetical order...

Woaah! There was only ever one CD. I was 17 and he was a genuine mistake OK !

<edit> yes sharki, it's only you that sees double entendres everywhere</edit>

Emma, you still don't get it, do you dear?

It's for he best and you'll appreciate it all the more when you do.

Well i kind of get the whole siemen thing, I think. perhaps I'm just to intelligent to be amused by bodily fluid jokes. 😛

But no, if I'm honest I havent the slightest idea what you are on about but I've invested in this thread now so will persevere(sp??)

This is somehow about semen/siemens isn't it? Still don't get it though LOL

[adopts skool teacher voice]

The future of the human race is dependant on procreation, a key part of providing this future is the siemen moving in, or out (depending on where you stand).

I finks. Either that or it's all about cabbage pathces and storks.

Ahhhhh got it. semen goes 'in' right. Not that funny after all. Sorry Sharki!

siemens=semen.
"the future moving in", insert semen, into the correct place at the right time, can create new life.

New life being created becomes the future.

To install semen, you could say it is the future moving in.

Hope that makes some sense. My brain is a complex tool and i think way outside the box some times.

This has never really benefited me in anyway. Other than to raise confused looks and an initial smile from me.

Oh ok, I was getting there but I always thought semen was inserted rather than just 'moves in'. I've never had a 'honey can I move some semen into you tonight please' line

Thanks for explaining that your hairyness.

It was ha ha funny.

I saw it more of a clever double meaninged phrase.

Awww Sharki, I got you, it raised a titter with me too. Hug? Hygena one though please.

Did it mention if Siemen do ovens? Could you get a bun in a Siemens oven?

[i]emma82 - Member
I've never had a 'honey can I move some semen into you tonight please' line[/i]

If youre lucky he might use his toy helicopter!

If youre lucky he might use his toy [s]helicopter[/s] chopper!

come on keep up!!

Thanks for explaining that your hairyness.

Emma, although it is inserted in. It still has a little way to go before reaching the egg.

To do so, it 'moves' itself in the general direction of the egg. thus moving in.

BTW. The female sperm X are stronger better swimmers. Whilst the males Y are weaker.
This is why, a certain sex baby can be achieved by luck and method.

The further the sperm has to travel, the more likely it is, that an X celled sperm fertilises the egg.

This can be achieved both by shallow ejaculate release or by fertilisation at the beginning of the monthly cycle. When the egg is further down the tube) Or both.

Also because the X is stronger, they survive longer in a warm environment. So tight undies and even lycra can lead to female offspring.

So there you have it. Cyclists with small penis's a slack GF/wife and perfect timing, can result in a girl.

HTH

So now if I have a girl one day you'll all think I have a massive fanny? 🙁

Emsz, don't even joke about the stupid RC. He tried to land it on my head last night an got it completely tangled in my hair. He nearly got kicked so hard in the you know what's he wouldn't be able to use either chopper again.

Thanks for the explanation sharki, have I taken the shine off it now for you though? 🙂