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[Closed] Is anything sweeter than a cream egg?

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Just ate one for the first time in about a year (found it in a box in the cellar!).
Sugar certainly isn't that sweet. Gags.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:02 am
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two cream eggs!


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:02 am
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It's because it's a year old and gone off.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:03 am
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How can a cream egg go off?


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:03 am
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Horrible, hateful things. I hate 'em. Yack.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:04 am
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Still got some from easter last year. Ugh!


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:07 am
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Finding a £10 note, now that's sweet 😀


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:08 am
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I don't know, they are shaped like normal eggs so can probably go off the same. 😆


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:08 am
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Is anything sweeter than a cream egg?

Yeah, me.

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Posted : 08/09/2011 11:11 am
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Sugar certainly isn't that sweet
[b]sweet - adj. having the taste or flavor characteristic of sugar[/b]

:dumbass:


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:11 am
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Horrible, hateful things. I hate 'em. Yack.
^^ this


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:13 am
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Vom content about 100.

Pure Vom in silver foil.

I hope it was stored correctly there sonny, you do know choccie goes off if not stored in a cool dry place don't ya's? ya should've binned it if it was anything warmer than room temp, you do know theinside of a Cream Egg looks like this:

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Thats Nuclear Fusion that is.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:13 am
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Some of those clif and mule energy bars are up there - apple strudle.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:17 am
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Cream eggs -nom nom nom 😀


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:18 am
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French Fancies are much sweeter! I was buzzing for an hour after eating 4. 😛


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:21 am
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I did a was on a stand at a trade show once at Easter and we had boxes of Cream Eggs as freebies.

I started the "Cool Hand Luke Cream Egg Challenge".

Managed 8 in 8 hours, was going for 10 but couldn't do it.

Felt sick, but at least it was more fun than just doing the trade show.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:25 am
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Tablet! thats now that's some sweet schtufff


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:26 am
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Love 'em, 10 in 8 hour's a doddle!


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:28 am
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Mmmmmm, I love Creme Eggs...and those Twisted bars....


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:34 am
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Pure heaven. I dont think there is better!!!

I likes a bit of choccy and i reckon 10-15 an hour is more like it.

Have eaten Marks + Spencers teacakes by the tray recently as one just isnt enough.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:38 am
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cetain indian sweets make cream eggs taste like salt they're so sweet.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:39 am
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Ergh, I just can't get it out of my head that eggs are chicken's periods....


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:41 am
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cetain indian sweets make cream eggs taste like salt they're so sweet.

Yep, used to live in Pollokshields in Glasgow, home to a large ****stani community. They had confectionery shops full of baklava-type things where the mere act of looking in the window would make your teeth start to fall out.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:47 am
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Ewe...

Thanks for that image tyredbiker..

Lovely.

Vom.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 11:48 am
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You're welcome 🙂 now... Omelette for lunch anybody?


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 12:05 pm
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sweet - adj. having the taste or flavor characteristic of sugar
:dumbass:

Unfortunately though, having a flavour characteristic of sugar doesn't mean sugar is the sweetest thing around. IIRC aspartame has a sweetness about 100 times more potent than sugar, weight for weight.


 
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Ergh, I just can't get it out of my head that eggs are chicken's periods....

Hmmm, no they're not. I'm not going to go into the biological details of it but the contents of each is notably different, you should read a biology text book once or twice 🙂


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 12:07 pm
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I had half a Cadbury Boost yesterday. Couldn't eat the other half it was so sweet.

And this is from a man who has 2 spades of sugar in his tea. Yuk!


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 12:09 pm
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Year old creme egg:

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Posted : 08/09/2011 12:22 pm
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Should have guessed someone would be pedantic.... Yeah chickens don't need a tampon but a human "period" is an unfertilized reproductive cycle and the eggs we eat are unfertilized reproductive cycles of chickens (unless refrigerated immediately after being laid).

The bunk- that is gross, did you eat the missing half first? 😉


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 12:24 pm
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I love these things.

Usually bite them in half, but have been known to eat them whole.

The pedant in me thinks they should be called 'Fondant Eggs' though 😀


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 12:38 pm
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I personally think these are a close rival:

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Posted : 08/09/2011 12:41 pm
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A Peach!
to quote Castor Troy,
'i could eat a peach for hours'


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 12:53 pm
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Managed 8 in 8 hours, was going for 10 but couldn't do it.

Eggs or boxes?

I reckon I could manage 8 Creme Eggs in 8 minutes. Easy.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 12:55 pm
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^ Finbar - forgot about them.

Their close cousin, the Gold bar, which is Caramac-esque flavoured icing around a biscuity, sugary, ground-glass centre, trumps even the Caramac for gum-rotting toxicity.

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Posted : 08/09/2011 12:58 pm
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Sugar certainly isn't that sweet
sweet - adj. having the taste or flavor characteristic of sugar

:dumbass:

What CF said, you contain a higher percentage of FAIL than brake pads form that dodgy superstar batch.

Plenty of things are more/less sweet than sucrose. From artificial sugars at one end of the scale with a 'sweetness' hundreds of times that of sucrose, fructose is arround twice as sweet as surcrose, glucose syrups, maltodextrin, to dietry fibre which has the same chemical makeup as 'sugars' but is pretty bland.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 1:28 pm
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I haven't had a Gold Bar in ages, they're great!


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 1:34 pm
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Fresh Minty Eggs were pretty tasty too.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 1:39 pm
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Kendal mint cake for me. Though them caramacs up there must run 'em close.


 
Posted : 08/09/2011 2:12 pm
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powdery Scottish tablet is the sweetest thing I know:

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Posted : 08/09/2011 2:18 pm

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