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Idea of the game it to raise each suggestion with someone more irritating.

Kanye West, I raise you Lily Allen

over to you.....


 
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Morrissey

Hard for me to say as I loved him in the 80's and 90's


 
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will.i.am


 
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Bono


 
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Cliff Richard


 
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DezB should be good at this, he's got some random bands he likes all of whom no doubt will all try to out annoy each other..


 
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Noel Gallagher


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 11:09 am
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Noel Gallagher.


 
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I see Eddiebaby deployed the nuclear option early...

Chris Martin?


 
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JK - aka The **** in the hat


 
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Good suggestions so far...

Jesse J


 
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Mick Hucknall.


 
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I am concerned that by Eddiebaby throwing Bono into the ring so early this thread may have been shut down before it started. But then I remembered....

..Daniel O'Donnell


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 11:21 am
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he’s got some random bands he likes all of whom no doubt will all try to out annoy each other.

What a confusing sentence that is!

I simply cannot top Howsyourdad1's suggestion, so will go for an all time classic

Elton John


 
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WTF no mention of Sting?

He was pipped for "biggest knob in the world" by Viz when Bono stood down...


 
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Robbie Williams


 
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DJ Khalid - purely becasue he still seems to have a following and is very active in chart music still today.


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 11:28 am
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I simply cannot top Howsyourdad1’s suggestion..

unlike raveydavey.. 😆


 
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Eric Clapton


 
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Mr Woppit. 😉


 
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The bloke from Sleaford Mods.

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Oh sorry, you specified 'musician' rather than just 'shouting ******'


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 11:32 am
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Now, thats a Trump card, pp!


 
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Donovan - 60s lothario, or thinks he is.
I've heard him on the radio a couple of times in the last few years. He's like a character from the Fast Show but a really annoying one. Think of Bill Nighy in Love Actually but 100x more creepy


 
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Joe Cocker - so irritating he doesn't even bother to tour any more.


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 11:36 am
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Any young musician who thinks it's ok to work with Elton John.


 
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Jesse J

Oh God yes, now thankfully far from our shores hosting The Voice in some far off land.


 
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Actually, I stand corrected - Jessie J has recently won a TV talent contest in China, she could make a fortune with a following in that region.


 
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Jessie J has recently won a TV talent contest in China, she could make a fortune with a following in that region.

It's not about the money. She just wants to make the world dance.


 
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Ha ha


 
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the Jedwards


 
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Guy Garvey. He can GRTF.


 
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Few, I thought it would be like a prison rape scene in here, with everyone throwing around Justin Bieber, thank god you are all true bieberlievers.


 
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Ed Sheerin. Unbridled mediocrity.


 
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Father John Misty

Taking annoying and self-absorbed to a new level


 
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Miley Cyrus...


 
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I simply cannot top Howsyourdad1’s suggestion..

unlike raveydavey..

Ah bollox 😂 i can only assume that whatever he posted that isnt showing up on my shiity work phone is Williams related. He does however warrant multiple nominations.

Robbie Williams


 
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Mr Woppit.

I need to be much quicker at this stuff, dammit.


 
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Hang on in nominating Miley - I completely forgot about

Billy-Ray...


 
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Linda McCartney.

Oh, wait...


 
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I'm not a musician, I'm a drummer.


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 12:20 pm
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He does however warrant multiple nominations.

Can't fault your logic there...

Robbie Williams


 
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Boy George ?


 
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Paul Mcratney has turned into an annoying old lady who can't be arsed to open her own door .


 
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Lizzie Hale


 
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He does however warrant multiple GIFS


 
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Too soon?

Too soon?


 
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+1 Jedwards.  Especially with the There's Something About Mary hair.


 
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@kerley killed the thread with Morrissey. Several leagues ahead of anyone else.


 
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there are some top efforts so far but every has missed Axl Rose


 
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I agree, I think we got to Morrissey too soon.


 
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Liam Gallagher - Trumps his brother any day of the week.

Chad Kroeger

Are Robbie Williams and Jesse J musicians or just shitty singers? Never seen either of them playing an instrument.


 
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Cliff Richard, again .


 
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anyone like this ****


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 3:55 pm
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Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang  😆


 
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Yeah that ****ing gucci gang ****.


 
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Jarvis Cocker


 
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So many of mine have already been named, so I will just have to say anyone that could be classed as a ‘diva’. You know, the Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston types.

So yeah... Whitney Houston.


 
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How the hell did Axl Rose get in here. Except to himself, he’s harmless. And even used to be really good.

Bono on the other hand...

And who is that in your first pic, spawnofyorkshire? Christopher Lloyd doing Ziggy Stardust?


 
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Lars Ulrich


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 7:02 pm
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And even used to be really good.

Nah, always been a ****.


 
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Madonna.


 
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Alvin Stardust


 
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+1 for Eric Clapton. I also find John Lydon quite annoying.


 
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Bob Geldof


 
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The Lighthouse Family*

*not only because they were beyond vacuous but also because they are the hold music for our doctor’s phone line and I had to listen to Lifted 5 (FIVE) times this morning!


 
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I’m actually surprised that even I forgot Madonna.

Good business woman, I’m sure, but horrible, horrible egomaniacal human being.


 
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Ah, SaxonRider, you’ve reminded me of Mariah Carey, she’s very annoying!


 
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Saw bits of  a documentary about ELO a while back. Jeff Lynne seemed so far up his own arse.


 
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Pete Townsend. He comes across as a complete pillock whenever he talks about the band. Spends all his time slagging of the abilities of the rest of The Who. Did he ever get that book written that he was researching?


 
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nicky wire anyone ? ****

who put Rob Halford up? nowt wrong with him 🙂


 
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Brian "I made my own guitar" May


 
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Taylor Swift and all her hangers on or whatever they’re called.


 
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I’m on a role. Sam Smith and his whiney delivery.


 
Posted : 20/07/2018 10:40 pm
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I was having a lucky time, I’d forgotten Sam ****ing Smith existed. You ruined that.

See also John Newman.


 
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Justin Bieber.


 
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