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Been messing about on the net for the last hour for no real reason, looking at some so called funny websites.
Seems to be constant rehashes of the same crap over and over
Cat doing something
80's reference
Fail
repeat until end of time
God i'm bored
I reckon [url= http://www.newsoftheweird.com/ ]this[/url] might keep you amused. It does me..
But it can also bring you:
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Brian Sewell's player ratings[/b]
Foster 3/10
Brethren to Conan Doyle and Camus, his single-minded pursuit of goalscoring nothingness must surely put one in mind of Zen Buddhist monk-prince Badhidharma, whom I believe also turned out for Manchester United.
Jagielka 8/10
Has had to spend time both in Sheffield and Liverpool as part of his trade so my heart weeps for the boy.
Ferdinand 5/10
A devotee of practical jokes, I'm sure Mr Ferdinand would have appreciated the time I decanted a bottle of Rothschild '64 and told Francis Bacon it was the '62. Bacon punched me in the throat and we never spoke again.
Lescott 4/10
Looks rather like a Giacometti sculpture I won from Prince Philip in a game of Knave's Whoopsie. Slightly less mobile, though.
Gibbs 5/10
A chap called Gibbs used to sweep the library at the Courtald when I was a student. I remember he was fired after I accused him of stealing the Dali fork I later found down the back of a Queen Anne escritoire. I often wonder what became of him.
Walcott 7/10
I rather cared for the way he skimmed across the pitch like my grandfather's old Wolseley. One assumes somebody had just ordered drinks.
Henderson 2/10
Which one was he again? One isn't allowed to say this these days, but poor people all look the same to me.
Barry 2/10
A most dreadfully common name; one cannot enunciate it without envisaging some awful tradesman traipsing into view
Milner 3/10
Northern, so I'm led to believe. How unspeakable of him.
Gerrard 6/10
I much prefer Gerard Manley Hopkins, to be frank. Even if he was a priggish Victorian bore it's better that than a negligibly-foreheaded scowling guttersnipe.
Carroll 9/10
An Easter Island statue made flesh, with the pagan virility of Norse poetry and the muscular grace of a Stubbs painting. The lad also put himself about in the final third and will be well pleased with his debut.
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Brian Sewell I would happily punch in the face. Hard.
or listen to jonny cash's greatest hits on youtube..................os he was god.
My money's on Brian in the fight. He's got backup.
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Brian Sewell I would happily punch in the face. Hard.
I thought you had re-invented yourself as a Paragon of Tolerance and Respect?
Oh yeah sorry. 😳
But it's [i]Brian Sewell[/i]. Can't we make an exception? Pleeease?
My money's on Brian in the fight. He's got backup.
What, that frightened skinny little dog? Ha!
Pfft. Bring it on, Sewell; bring it on....
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I've drawn Sewell's dog. How's that for a bad name drop.