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A young lad at karate was letting them go every 5 minutes.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:02 am
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Hong Kong Phew-ey?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:02 am
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Brown belt?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:10 am
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I did have sprouts last night, and can confirm the period from 9pm to 11am has indeed been my farting period.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:13 am
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I'd be more impressed by continuous farting.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:15 am
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Finish him with a browned house kick to the nose.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:16 am
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The creamed sprouts with my works Xmas lunch returned with a vengance about 3 hours after finishing. After farting in the shower cubicle prior to going out again that evening I had to swear never to eat the damn things again.
Warm fart in a hot shower = distressing situation.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:19 am
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To fart intermittently can be considered a misfortune. To fart continuously seems like carelessness.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:19 am
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A young lad at karate was letting them go every 5 minutes.

Mercy is for the squeak


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:21 am
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The K-farty Kid?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:22 am
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If do shite, no can defense.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:24 am
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Apropos of nothing, I'd just like to inform those present that I've been making my own Kimchi.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:25 am
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Martial farts?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:30 am
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"That kids round house kick with fart is impressive but it's the follow through that does the damage"


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:35 am
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Ghost farts?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:38 am
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Gas on, gas off.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:39 am
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Apropos of nothing, I’d just like to inform those present that I’ve been making my own Kimchi.

Susan, is that you?

Cabbage curry from This'n'That yesterday. I disgust myself sometimes.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:43 am
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Gas on, gas off.

I’d have gone with ....

Quacks on, quacks off


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:47 am
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Susan, is that you?

You can call me Susan if you like.

*flutters eyelashes*


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 4:52 pm
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Intermittent farting in quick succession? Smuggling ducks?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 5:13 pm
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Ju Shitsu?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 5:48 pm
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Phooflet training FTW.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 7:24 pm
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Was he following through with his punches?

Kung Poo!


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:47 pm
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Posted : 19/12/2018 9:03 pm
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Kafarte kid?

damn, been done


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 10:29 pm
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blip man, the fart master, farts of fury, way of the gasses, fearless, five deadly farts, crouching kid hidden shart.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 10:46 pm
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In order to master Karate you must flow like wind.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 10:52 pm
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crouching kid hidden shart


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 10:56 pm
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Shaolin Funk?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 10:58 pm
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Welcome to the mysterious world of partial farts.


 
Posted : 20/12/2018 7:10 am
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I bet he was giving it the BEANS!


 
Posted : 20/12/2018 7:34 am
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Dried apricots (the sulphured ones , not organic) for the win.


 
Posted : 20/12/2018 12:45 pm
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I can weaponise my son by feeding him stuffing balls. Boxing Day in our house will be toxic.


 
Posted : 20/12/2018 12:49 pm
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Good job he doesn't practise Poodo


 
Posted : 20/12/2018 5:43 pm

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