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[Closed] Interesting sticker on the back of an Audi.

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I have to say I find the message slightly confusing. It appears that the owner of the car is advertising his unwillingness to give anyone a lift unless they allow him to sodomise them or they give him a quantity of petrol. Which is doubly strange since the car is a diesel. Do these rules apply to his partner, or his mother? Why would you want strangers to know this? Is this a formal policy among Audi owners 😮

I should add I was parked behind it before anyone gets upset.


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 9:25 am
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Riiiiiiiiiiiight

Wolverhampton/Dudley by any chance?


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 9:36 am
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[quote=jimjam ]I should add I was parked behind it before anyone gets upset.

Ah, so you were coming from the rear?


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 9:45 am
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Ah, so you were coming from the rear?

😆


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 9:45 am
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I know it's wrong but it upsets me more that they didn't put the sticker on straight.


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 10:09 am
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if you found that "interesting" then possible your emissions need a bit more control as well

1.9TDi well dirty and that's official


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 10:26 am
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It's been translated from English to German and back to English again or something.

The correct version is "ass, grass or gas - no-one rides for free". Kids these days, I ask you...


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 12:52 pm
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Yep that's the "correct" phrase ^^^.

Lad a few doors along has that exact sticker on his car.. Audi A3. TDI as well! (Newcastle)


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 1:01 pm
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I'm with you Brassneck.

now, is it a sticker, or a crack?


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 1:03 pm
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Is the driver the botter or the bottee?


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 1:05 pm
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I don't think there's a "correct" sticker. Both versions have been bandied about on the internet for about 8 years.


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 1:07 pm
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I wonder what he says to his Mum when he gives her a lift 😈


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 1:16 pm
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sorry for being such a dick?


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 1:23 pm
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The correct version is "ass, grass or gas - no-one rides for free".

I don't understand the 'correct' version either??


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 1:28 pm
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Bring your donkey.
Feed it grass.
Wait for gas.

This car is fueled by natural gas?


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 1:51 pm
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The correct version is "ass, grass or gas - no-one rides for free".

I don't understand the 'correct' version either??


Which bit?
Ass - sex
Grass - drugs
Gas - Fuel


 
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I don't think there's a "correct" sticker. Both versions have been bandied about on the internet for about 8 years.
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8 years? lol

Try the 1960s, mate.

Kids these days...


 
Posted : 01/12/2015 2:42 pm
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Which bit?
Ass - sex
Grass - drugs
Gas - Fuel

I've lived a sheltered life!


 
Posted : 02/12/2015 1:10 pm
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I assumed no freeriders meant that the santa cruz in the back was an xc racer rather than a gnarpoon


 
Posted : 02/12/2015 1:19 pm

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