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I quite like these two:
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The Vatican City has the greatest pope-density of any nation, with 2 popes/sqkm (it has one pope and is roughly half a square kilometer) Italy is next with 0.000008595 ex-popes/sqkm. All other countries have 0 popes/sqkm.
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99.99999% of people have more than the average number of legs.
Think of how many people have three legs (very few, the odd genetic abnormality or conjoined twin) and how many people have one or no legs (not many, but certainly more than have three) Therefore the average number of legs per person is about 1.99999, meaning 99.99999% of people have more than the average.
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Posted : 16/01/2014 12:14 am
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60% of the time it works every time....


 
Posted : 16/01/2014 12:27 am
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72.8% of statistics are made up on the spot.


 
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More people are killed each year by vending machines than sharks.


 
Posted : 16/01/2014 12:29 am
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8 out of 10 cats are assassins.


 
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On the Sharks


 
Posted : 16/01/2014 12:39 am
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I saw a presentation a couple of years back , allegedly produced by the HSE that stated that 16% of workplace accidents were caused by the injured part being stuck by a stationary object.


 
Posted : 16/01/2014 7:48 am
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40% of people are off work sick either on a Monday or a Friday - dodgy eh?


 
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40% of people are off work sick either on a Monday or a Friday - dodgy eh?

depends how many day you are sick for, one day yes, 3 days and it is just about bang on the money if sickness has a random distribution.


 
Posted : 16/01/2014 8:11 am
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9 out of 10 people with foot problems are Romanian


 
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Only 1 in 7 dwarves is happy!


 
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The worlds population can fit on the isle of white.


 
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Posted : 16/01/2014 10:57 am
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Saw these a while back... Most popular names of babies by year

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Posted : 16/01/2014 11:03 am
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The worlds population can fit on the isle of white.

They could, but almost all of the world choses not to do so, which says pretty much all we need to know about the Isle of Wight really.


 
Posted : 16/01/2014 11:10 am
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in 10 years time 60% of statistics will be incorrect.


 
Posted : 16/01/2014 12:48 pm
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Those movie things are just a form of confirmation bias. Nobody makes movies about the housekeeper stuck in an unsatisfying relationship with the geek fixing printers, who got in the car and escaped.


 
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the average chainsaw accident requires 110 stiches


 
Posted : 16/01/2014 3:28 pm
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I saw a presentation a couple of years back , allegedly produced by the HSE that stated that 16% of workplace accidents were caused by the injured part being stuck by a [b]stationery[/b] object

FTFY, beware of low-flying staplers.


 
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If you took all of the veins and arteries out of your body and lined them up end to end in one big long continuous line, you'd be dead.
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The longest flight ever recorded by a domestic chicken is 11 seconds.


 
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Posted : 17/01/2014 2:08 am
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There are more Barbie dolls in the world than Canadians.


 
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[url= http://www.informationisbeautiful.net ]Information is beautiful[/url]


 
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According to statistics, [url= http://www.theguardian.com/technology/shortcuts/2014/jan/08/ware-porn-capital-of-britain ]I live in the porn capital of Britain....[/url]


 
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I like this one....

http://flowingdata.com/famous-movie-quotes-as-charts/


 
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1 in 3 people in the world is either Indian or Chinese.


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 10:22 am
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I had no idea so many people were so unsure of their ethnicity 🙂


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 10:28 am
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The worlds population can fit on the isle of white.

Just a bit out of date, see John Brunner's 1968 novel Stand on Zanzibar. Still a good read.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_on_Zanzibar


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 11:41 am
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The worlds population can fit on the isle of white.

Is that where Godfrey Bloom lives?


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 12:25 pm
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There are more people in the UK that believe spurious statistics who's names begin with A, B or C than X, Y or Z.


 
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-25749594 ]Anecdotal evidence from Ninewells Hospital recorded in the report also suggested that about 80% of Accident and Emergency attendances between 23:00 and 04:00 were alcohol related[/url]

no sh*t sherlock


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 3:36 pm
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100% of the people currently sat on my sofa, find Dilbert very funny.


 
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100% of people who go into a Mountain Bike shop that doesn't sell 26" wheeled bikes and subsequently make a purchase choose 650B or 29".


 
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In industrial countries, it's more likely to rain on a Thursday than any other day of the week.


 
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Not really stats, but maths, but apparently

[url= http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/01/17/infinite_series_when_the_sum_of_all_positive_integers_is_a_small_negative.html ]You can add an infinite series of positive numbers, and they’ll add up to a negative fraction.[/url]

Haven't watched the video yet, but wha?

Strapline

This post involves math. Really bizarre, brain-melting math. The math itself is actually not that complicated—I promise!—but the result will carve out a piece of your soul and leave hollow space. Seriously, please, bear with this. I pounded my head on my desk enough to leave a dent in the wood and a welt in my forehead to figure this out, so please just stick with it. When it’s done, you’ll have a better appreciation for just how completely flippin’ weird our Universe is.


 
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When people loose their TV remote control the places where they find them again are

50% of instances - down the side of the sofa
4% of instances - in the fridge freezer
2% of instances - in their car


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 4:47 pm
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0.01% of instances - in the dog


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 4:49 pm
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When people lose something 100% it's in the place they look.


 
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More people are killed each year by vending machines than sharks

This is only because the sharks are angry, as their packet of NikNaks got 'hungup' and without forearms they find rocking the machine to release them difficult.........


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 4:51 pm
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It is estimated that between a third and three-quarters of statistics are rather vague


 
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Haven't watched the video yet, but wha?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramanujan_somethingion


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 4:54 pm
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If you analyse natural numbers e.g. numbers you come across while reading newspapers or websites, or even tables in engineering handbooks 31% will start with 1, 18% start with 2 and only 5% start with 9.


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 8:52 pm
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The worlds population can fit on the isle of white.
Not since the end of the 1970's, when it got bigger than 4 billion, it can't.


 
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When people [s]lose[/s] find something 100% it's in the last place they look.


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 9:14 pm
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When people lose find something 100% it's in the last place they look.

Of course it is, why would you continue looking for something when you have found it?


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 10:12 pm
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alibongo001 complete misses the point of the threads entitled 'Interesting but ultimately useless statistics' 100% of the time.

And thanks chubby for fixing my dyslexia. 😳


 
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100% of 650b wheeled bikes make the trail come alive.

We all knew that of course but what you may not know is that:

74% of 29r bikes act as a medium for the reincarnation of old woodland singletrack AND
97.7% of statistics on the internet relating to the wheel size debate are totally made up.


 
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100% of threads on STW contain at least one post that misses the point completely.
Don't they alibongo001?


 
Posted : 17/01/2014 11:26 pm
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More than ten times as many people have been killed at a Formula 1 race than have won the World Championship.
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Tim Henman and Andy Murray combined have only won one more Wimbledon title than I have.
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Canada is approximately 42 times bigger than the UK but only has half the population.


 
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All the water on the earth has always been here, and none has been lost.


 
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If you had a conga line of people going all the way around the world.

Roughly two thirds of the people would drown.


 
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100% of my socks appear to have holes in them.


 
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Saw these a while back... Most popular names of babies by year

That's teh awsums. O


 
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[quote=b r ]All the water on the earth has always been here, and none has been lost.

I'm fairly sure NASA got rid of some of it.


 
Posted : 18/01/2014 10:34 pm
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Didn't it come in ice from comets when earth was being formed?
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There are five countries which end in the letter L.
There are only two countries which start with an A but don't end in an A


 
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If you had a conga line of people going all the way around the world.
Roughly two thirds of the people would drown
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(should you inform the Guinness records people, just in case ?)


 
Posted : 18/01/2014 11:34 pm
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Only one in ten garages in the UK is used for keeping a car in.


 
Posted : 20/01/2014 9:42 pm
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The worlds population can fit on the isle of white.

Not since the end of the 1970's, when it got bigger than 4 billion, it can't.

According to The Boffin on R2 homework last week, they could still fit on the Shetland's.


 
Posted : 20/01/2014 9:50 pm
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IS that because it's colder in the Shetlands and things shrink when they get cold?


 
Posted : 20/01/2014 10:00 pm
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No, just bigger surface area than IOM.


 
Posted : 20/01/2014 10:06 pm
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Swansea City have more possession of the ball than any other team...and are 15th in the Prem 😥


 
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Never mind the Isle Of Wight,Man or Madagascar, Alec Salmond plans to submerge the world's population(and some more) in Loch Ness as part of his SNP world domination plan.
http://scotlandoutdoor.com/scotland/interesting-facts-about-loch-ness/


 
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