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My office is running a homemade Christmas decoration competition using single use plastic only.
I would like to submit something that is completely and utterly rubbish, as a pathetic attempt to subvert the competition.
So far, I have come up with a two pint milk plastic bottle with a face drawn on it and two pencils shoved in the sides as a snowman.
Can anyone come up with anything crapper than that?
Get a Santa Cruz sticker and cut it in half.
Thread some empty Walkers packets on a piece of string, alternate between Ready Salted and Salt and  Vinegar.
Merry Crispmas!
It's got to be a Blue Peter advent crown made with plastic coathangers.
Send in plastic wappers from a couple of Babybels.
If anyone asks, tell them it's the Baby Cheesus.
Here's some great inspiration Trump  genuinly mouth blown and painted by artisans... I think they were referring to the decorations.