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...I have hidden a remote controlled fart machine within the ceiling of the office opposite mine 🙂

It is now nearly lunchtime and they are completely baffled.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 11:43 am
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...Mrs Stoner berated me this morning for Trumping in my sleep so violently she woke and had to go downstairs for a while to let the air clear.

I took it as a sign of foreboding.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 11:46 am
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President Fart.

😀


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 12:00 pm
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How will his barnet cope with the wind from this?

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Posted : 09/11/2016 12:02 pm
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...I have hidden a remote controlled fart machine within the ceiling of the office opposite mine

It is now nearly lunchtime and they are completely baffled.

When The Donald urged people to "Drain the Swamp" I don't think this is what he had in mind.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 12:12 pm
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Any excuse will do!


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 12:13 pm
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The Brown Commander


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 12:58 pm
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Have you taken posession of the nuclear chode?


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 3:22 pm
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If yesterday's 'fallout' (literally, old shoes, loft, suits you) was anything to go by, the apocalyptic arsenal will be armed before too long.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 3:54 pm
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My kids are filled with unbridled glee that the US is now run by President Fart... Which I think is exactly the right perspective to take on all this nonsense 🙂


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 4:00 pm
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As is happens ... It's one of those days today, where I've been farting sooooo much that my office chair reeks

As you were


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 4:05 pm
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June FD (6) this morning said "is he the one with the gun" 😯


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 4:08 pm
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What will he fly around in though? The official plane is obviously Airforce one, but his own plane is apparently called Trumpforce one!


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:17 pm
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So, trumps wife's first name is 'Ivana'...as in "I wanna trump"

"Go on then, we'll blame Donald"


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:27 pm
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It was just as bad when he was the Mayor of TRUMPton

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Posted : 09/11/2016 7:27 pm
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Correction. It's his daughter that's called Ivanka trump.

Wonder if she's related to pron starlet 'ivanka bigun'?


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:39 pm
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his former wife was Ivana


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:59 pm
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Posted : 09/11/2016 8:04 pm
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Will Washington now become Trumpton DT?


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 8:17 pm

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