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[Closed] I'm sorry - who is "Louise"?

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I obviously missed the thread that led to this lady's now mythical status on the forum - can someone enlighten me please?

Ta


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:23 pm
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Thelma's partner in crime. 😉


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:24 pm
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Well that's cleared that up.....


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:29 pm
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She's bad news


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:29 pm
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just say hello when you meet her


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:31 pm
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Her face is older, just a little rough.
But her eyes are still so clear.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:32 pm
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who do you want her to be?


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:38 pm
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My (evil) Ex


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:38 pm
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I'm Louise!

And so's my wife!


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:43 pm
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Actually, I'm Louise.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 2:46 pm
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Her face is older, just a little rough.
But her eyes are still so clear.

Sheffield's changed...


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 3:08 pm
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What I want to know is:

Who the aardvark is Alice?


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 3:20 pm
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That'll be my daughter, so just mind your language. 👿


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 3:26 pm
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My wife.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 3:30 pm
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Louise is very close in spelling to Lotus

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

Seems appropriate.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:04 pm
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She supplies the pistols


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:05 pm
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No, I am Louise.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:26 pm
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My wife is Louise but I'm not sure she's binners.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:32 pm
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Don't trust him.

I've seen him, my wife and his Mrs in the same room at the same time.

None of them are called Louise.
At the moment.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:35 pm
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Drac- Check the bins for Greggs bags.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:35 pm
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I lived with Louise 11yrs ago. Lovely girl when we first met. Bitter, twisted and downright nasty when towards the end.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:38 pm
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I'm from the NE Gregg's is our staple diet.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:42 pm
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Louise from Leicester c.1993 smelliest chuff imaginable!


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:48 pm
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I read that as "smallest" at first and thought you were oversharing somewhat.

I've seen him, my wife and his Mrs in the same room at the same time.

Have you?

I really must take the webcam out of the bedroom.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 4:51 pm
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Louise is whoever you want her to be!


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 5:06 pm
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Or him? SEXIST!


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 5:23 pm
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Louise / nice pussy. Same thing.

Alledgedly.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 5:27 pm
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She's in the next room with a selection of very sharp Japanese blades


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 5:29 pm
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I am now wiser in the ways of Louise.

The maddest lady I've got involved with was called Anita.

You won't believe what her middle name was.... 😯

It's all true


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 5:35 pm
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Redknapp ?

[url= http://louiseredknappofficial.co.uk/ ]She has her own site.. enjoy.[/url]


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 6:27 pm
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Wev'e all had a Louise in our lives, (except mine was called Dawn)

'Louise' is the best shag youv'e ever had but she's a nutjob.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 6:31 pm
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Sheffield's changed..

Yeah Joe Cocker's died


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 6:32 pm
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You won't believe what her middle name was....

It's all true

😆


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 6:34 pm
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I'm no aardvark.

Louise has a similar complexion to one though


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 6:39 pm
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Well at least the crumbling of my life and the resultant thread has given STW a new meme, look on the bright side 😆

But seriously, never get involved with Louise


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 6:41 pm
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Louise was a French girl, circa '93. Oooh, la, la, but mad as a box of frogs


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 6:58 pm
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I'm Louise and so's my wife.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 9:18 pm
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Avoid Louise.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 9:27 pm
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Julie's alright, if a bit grabby.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 9:33 pm
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Is she related to Samantha from 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'?
She has an 'adventurous' side - well, both sides are interesting......


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 9:43 pm
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Nothin' could be than be in ........... in the mornin'

Fill in the gaps chaps; the original line was '.....south carolina' - any suggested rhymes?

I can't think of any.......
😆


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 9:49 pm
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My Louise turned out to be lesbian. When I was with her she was just ****ing mentalist.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 10:04 pm
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I am lousie


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 10:26 pm
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@gordimhor - sorry to disappoint but captainflashheart is louise; always has been, always will be.

Will probably take him years to accept but......it's a fact.

It's late and I'm about to - ask the captain as he knows.....everything and so much more.


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 10:42 pm
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@frank I didn't claim to be louise 🙂


 
Posted : 01/05/2017 11:30 pm
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I was about to note that [i]'There's probably a little bit of Louise in all of us'[/i], but by the sounds of it it's the other way round.


 
Posted : 02/05/2017 6:54 am
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Just watched "A Million Ways to Die in the West" last night. And what was the name of the crazy love interest? You guessed it 🙂


 
Posted : 02/05/2017 7:46 am

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