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Just had this email:

"Our Practice is dedicated to improving our patient’s health and wellbeing, and would like to invite you for a HEALTH CHECK. This is because [b]you are now in an age range[/b] that puts you at increased risk of high blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, kidney disease or diabetes (collectively known as Vascular Disease)."

Never had one before, what should I expect?


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:00 am
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[i]Never had one before, what should I expect? [/i]

prostate checks from someone with fingers like sausages.

I'm told.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:01 am
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you;re read the picolax thread, right?

and that one a couple of weeks ago about digital exploration?


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:01 am
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prostate checks from someone with fingers like sausages.

Anyone listen to The New Quiz? Reminds me of Jeremy Hardy at the Doctors: "You can either have finger up the bum or the flu jab with the nurse"....

Was very funny at the time....


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:07 am
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my condolences.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:08 am
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prostate checks from someone with fingers like sausages.

If that's how your GP investigates what is "[i]collectively known as Vascular Disease[/i]" then I would definitely change my GP if I were you.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:09 am
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on the other hand;

[i]would like to invite you for a HEALTH CHECK.[/i]

sounds like a more general "well we might as well have a probe round the back as you're here"?


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:11 am
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If that's how your GP investigates what is "collectively known as Vascular Disease" then I would definitely change my GP if I were you.

To be honest it looks like a generic mail from the NHS (NHSmail is the sender) with just the surgery name and my name filled in....


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:17 am
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I've entered long and protracted negotiations with my GP who assures me that a finger up the arse is no longer necessary as there is now a blood test which is at least as effective.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:19 am
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Had one of these a few weeks ago. I had to go for a blood test, then after a week or so I went to the GP practice and they go over your blood results and measure your weight and blood pressure.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:19 am
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I had it done with a nice female doctor on a Bupa plan in Edinburgh. (seemed rude not to and no fat fingers either).


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:28 am
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I've entered long and protracted negotiations with my GP who assures me that a finger up the arse is no longer necessary as there is now a blood test which is at least as effective.

So you're not convinced by that new-fangled blood test nonsense and are insisting he goes old skool?


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:32 am
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that's how I read it johnners.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:33 am
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Having had a rather nasty case of Prostatitis a few years back, I've already had the pleasure of the finger up the bum, CT scans, Radionuclide scintigraphy and ultrasound scans of my plumbing....


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:34 am
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So you're not convinced by that new-fangled blood test nonsense and are insisting he goes old skool?

Exactly. But he won't have it, despite my accusations that he's not a proper doctor.

Actually I have a brilliant relationship with my GP which involves a great deal of mutual pisstaking 🙂


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:40 am
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I had one of these the other day and everything was fine apart from a maybe fatty liver 😕 I was amazed my blood pressure was spot on, cholesterol fine and just told to lose a bit of weight if I wanted. Stopped drinking any fizzy sugary drinks a month ago and feel much better, now if only this rotator cuff would sort itself out.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 9:57 am
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Had a blood test the other week to see whether I had diabetes, called for the results on Tuesday, receptionist says everything's fine, no further action required. So I don't actually know what my cholesterol and stuff is, but apparently it's at a level that they're not interested in talking to me any more. 🙁


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 10:02 am
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[i]called for the results on Tuesday, receptionist says everything's fine[/i]

My GP won't let the receptionist give test results out now. For the very reason you've found - people have follow up questions that don't get answered. [edit] plus a GP needs to interpret the results so why not call whilst doing it.

'Fine' isn't really enough, imo.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 10:04 am
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Had one a couple of weeks ago and got the results yesterday , my good cholesterol is a bit low at 0.9 against an ideal 1.3 and I've lost 2cm in the last 35 yrs - neck full of arthritis and 2 dodgy lower disc's.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 10:05 am
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My GP won't let the receptionist give test results out now. For the very reason you've found - people have follow up questions that don't get answered. [edit] plus a GP needs to interpret the results so why not call whilst doing it.

'Fine' isn't really enough, imo.


That's fair enough - am toying with the idea of making an appointment to go through it, but might not be for a week or two. She was just telling me that there's nothing on the notes to suggest that any further action is required, she wasn't (I hope!) interpreting the results herself - they'll have been looked at by a clinician when they came back in.

Or at least, I hope so. Maybe I should make that appointment soonerer...


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 10:12 am
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You will be probed ... 😯


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 11:02 am
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You are officially old when you are sent a little kit with which to collect small samples of poo to send of for screening. Do remember not to put the wrong end of the stick in your mouth between samples.


 
Posted : 23/04/2014 1:06 pm

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