[Closed] I'm getting too old for this shit...

Anyone know what he's on about? 🤷🏻‍♂️...😃

Not me. Who is was he again?

“I said, would you  like a nice cup of tea Eddie?

C’mon.....Bargain Hunt is on in the day room”

Let's just be grateful he didn't find the slides of Louise

Overhead projector transparencies?
Just how old are you Eddie and who's murtaugh?

Any choc hobnobs?

You had a light meter and you managed to underexpose that photo that badly?

Poor Eddie has gone mental.

Ahh Lethal Weapon...so we've narrowed the decade down to the 80s... Can we unravel the rest of it?

I'm scanning slides and prints from way back, and stuff I'm playing on the guitar is getting older too. It's easier to relearn stuff from 40 years back than stuff I've never played before. I played with a younger drummer a few nights back. I ripped into Holidays in the Sun and he didn't know what I was playing.

And JFC Christ the girls were hotter back then. In fact in their 50s they're still in better shape than the current crop.

C’mon…..Bargain Hunt is on in the day room

Marjorie was asking after him again too

And JFC Christ the girls were hotter back then. In fact in their 50s they’re still in better shape than the current crop.

To show I’m not completely ga ga let me say bollocks to that. Women are just as amazing now as back then. It’s just I can’t get the young hotties now.

To show I’m not completely ga ga let me say bollocks to that.

Just goes to show you're not the most senile one on the thread.

Women are just as amazing now as back then.

OK, so you're into larger sizes that have lost the use of their legs due to inactivity. I'd be interested to know the average weight of a 25-year-old in 1985 and now, and their 5km run time.

They never used to run.

I’d be interested to know the average weight of a 25-year-old in 1985 and now, and their 5km run time.

LOL, women didn't run in the 80's they roller skated and were 50% heavier due to hairstyles alone.

eddiebaby.. They never used to run

even away from you? 😋

OK, so you’re into larger sizes that have lost the use of their legs due to inactivity. I’d be interested to know the average weight of a 25-year-old in 1985 and now, and their 5km run time.

There are more sexy eastern European women about now.

Swings and roundabouts.

The Vikings stole a lot of the hot British women anyway, doesn't matter for most of them if they've lost use of their legs - didn't you notice we're a nation of ugly inbreds?

And JFC Christ the girls were hotter back then. In fact in their 50s they’re still in better shape than the current crop.

To show I’m not completely ga ga let me say bollocks to that. Women are just as amazing now as back then. It’s just I can’t get the young hotties now.

Are they? Granted there are some nice examples, but I think they’ve lost thier way a bit.

Stupid Ass Wobbly wobbles, mono painted brows, orange or mahogany fake tans, pouted lips and scraped back hair in a bun with a ponytail that’s designed to act like a facelift..

Blurgh.

Where are the nice simple but understated beautiful ones?

Certainly aren't anywhere I go fo’sho.

I expect a sexist ban for that, I need a break TBH.

Where are the nice simple but understated beautiful ones?

Everywhere.

OK, so you’re into larger sizes that have lost the use of their legs due to inactivity.

It's not their fault, they don't have Benny Hill to chase around these days

Where are the nice simple but understated beautiful ones?

Everywhere.

Everywhere you prowl ?

I don’t prowl. I perch

But then you pounce. Like a naughty panther.

Only on the naturally beautiful ones who don’t try too hard.

I have standards.

Solar power girls are the reason why you don't see any in winter. When the sun return Eth then the slim fit tall secy ones emerge from hibernation.its all about solar power

🤣

💃

🔭

Go to Banja Luka if you want to see stunning women.

Where are the nice simple but understated beautiful ones?

Busy getting pumped, Tinder and those Sugar Daddy apps keeping them active and out of sight of the plebs.

Ok, I’ll go have a look on Tinder..

For research purposes, obvz.

Sorry guys, I'm back in the game. Check out the hottie who wrote me an email just now.

Hey there my dear mate. I am writing this response with shudder and impulsion. I finally come across you and I have no doubt that you are my perfect man. I am looking for a serious connections and I expect that you also. Nearly has not forgotten, I am Katya. I am a single lady. I am open for dialogue and new acquaintances. I am kind to everyone and durable. I enjoy life in under flowers. But I am sure that it will be interesting for you to message with me.

My emphasis there but I'm sure you'll agree that she sounds perfect for me.

I didn’t know you had to register with Tinder, I thought it was like some sort on knocking shop online without boundaries.

Seems most of it is.

He who invented snapchat filters needs the Dog Face one rammed tight somewhere, and for the party sparklers one... well why not wear this garb out in public so everyone can see what a Gonk you are.

I did spot about 4/5 half decent females on there, so not that I hung around but you might be right .3% of the population on there might indeed be understated beautiful people. Looks like you have to dig deep.

I had a look at the 18-25 range, and dear lord... exactly what I posted up there ^ then looked at the 40-50 range and most of them are trying to look like the 18-25 year olds.

Seems rather odd.

I’ve deleted my account now. It’s part of Farcebork I think, I don’t want anyone looking at my surfing pics do I now..

Perhaps you'd like a small beer?

Nailed it! That is indeed my day.