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But that's a golf. 😉

Well Vauxhall can't make any more dull/awful cars than they do alredy so whats the problem?

Goan - Premier Member
But that's a golf.

[i]But that's a golf.[/i]

not now it's flat-packed it's not

I preferred your other email, Tanky

FunkyDunc - Member

Well Vauxhall can't make any more dull/awful cars than they do alredy so whats the problem?

Have you driven an Insignia..?

There are gearbox parts missing from that Golf.
In keeping with the Ikea theme.

it would be due for its first mot by the time you've got that lot thru the checkout

We have a Zafira as a main car, nice chassis but the steering wheel is offset by 2" to the left resulting in back ache on a drive of any distance.

Vauxhall can't get this right on a 2006 model car. Volkswagen got it right on a 1983 vintage Golf (I know because I had a Mk2). Even Alfa Romeo can put the steering wheel directly in front of the driver.

one of our companies pool cars is a zafira, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, awfull, thing on four wheels (i struggle to call it a car)