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[Closed] If you're going to streak at a rugby match.... (No Erica content, sorry!)

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Be prepared to be take the hit!
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Perhaps it was the faux-tribal tats that made Hala'ufia see red! (Note - He saw a red card later in the game as well)


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 7:41 pm
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Is that not assault?


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 7:43 pm
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[quote=wanmankylung said]Is that not assault?

I believe it's not ended well for the rugby player when it's happened previously.


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 7:45 pm
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I can almost hear the *splop* of cock and balls overcoming inertia.


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 7:46 pm
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Is that not assault?

behave George.

that is ace.


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 7:47 pm
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that is ace.

Nah, it's assault.


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 7:49 pm
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no, it is ace.


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 7:53 pm
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We'll have to agree to disagree, and just call it an acesault.

As an aside, I was at the game, and Hala'ufia could have been given 3 reds before actually getting a red.

....so just a normal performance from him.


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 7:58 pm
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I seem to remember a streaker at a football match being spear tackled by a mascot - think it was a bee?

Any bloke who wants to risk interrupting 26/30 large psyched up blokes by running naked through their match probably gets what he deserves.

Can you use the defence of volenti on a charge of assault?


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:00 pm
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It was Bertie Bee, the Burnley mascot.

A great tackle, especially given the outfit.

Matt


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:05 pm
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Lovely photo!


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:06 pm
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A LW player making a tackle!?!? Streaker must have been slow.......


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:09 pm
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Heads in the wrong place


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:10 pm
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Streaker has painted toenails


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:12 pm
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How the hell did you notice that?


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:14 pm
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Bet he's glad it wasn't John Hopoate tackling him!


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:46 pm
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Ah yes, Dr Chocolate Fingers 🙂


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 8:58 pm
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Doctor? Pah. You need a chiropractor.

Dr Lima will see you now...


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 9:05 pm
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Well no one needs Dr Hopoate that's for sure.


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 9:08 pm
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Haha yeah should have sent 'Stink Finger' on to sort him out!!!


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 9:22 pm
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Looking at that Lima hit, I bet the fly half insisted that the drinks were on the number nine that evening. Talk about hospital pass.


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 9:43 pm
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Heads in the wrong place

How can you tell with that massive rugby player in the way?


 
Posted : 25/04/2015 9:59 pm
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.....I miss shoulder charges in league...


 
Posted : 26/04/2015 12:37 am
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He got off lightly...
[url= http://www.rugbydump.com/2008/05/485/midweek-madness-bok-fan-piet-van-zyl-attacks-ref-in-2002 ]Mr Ref,I am deeply unhappy with your performance.[/url]


 
Posted : 26/04/2015 7:59 am

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