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Mine:
Random Spurts
Idiots Guide .....
What a waist.
When does it start?
A guide to procrastination.
C-
Could try harder.
****.
A disappointing life. Special pop up edition
'Owt Big' cos i love owt wot's big.
Taken from my school reports, and just about every one to one ever since...
"Got the ability, must try harder"
Could have been worse.
Piemageddon
Moby Dick
Can I try a different door.
Great Expectorations.
Wrong turn on the road to nowhere
Remaindered.
Full of arse and yet half arsed.
the Hitchhikers Guide to Procrastination: never reaching your potential through a lack of commit and dislike of early mornings.
or as one of my teachers once wrote about me:
So laid back he's almost laying down.
untitled
The Big Easy
It's Only a Sausage Roll Ya Prick!
Gone with the Wind Up.
Oh, FFS!
Was that it?
"Eating hamburger's in the rain"
Tequila Mockingbird.
"She was never wrong, even when she wasn't right"
‘Mistakes were made’
'The Long Way Round: A Guide to Spending Your Time Doing the Wrong Thing'
Me love you short time.
He ate all he pies, the magnificent beast.
Great Expectations
I’m onto my second book now and my new title is..
”data privacy click bait” the unchecked box version.
💄👌💋
"Almost"
here I am stuck in the middle with you
" Shit ...I never saw that coming! "
My novelly wovel
'Paved with Good Intentions'
Wandering in circles without a map.
No Ambition
You can't eat optimism
Taken from my school reports
Good idea, one of my favourites would be 'Small Fish in a Tiny Pond'
Followed by the parents evening quote 'Gets Right Up My Nose'
How did I get here?
You never ever bloody well learn...!
Life of piss
Or...
Fear and loathing in the south lakes
Or...
The importance of being off your tits on mushrooms
Or...
The disingenuos ignobleman squire winder of grizebeck
Not waving but downing ....tequila shots
Relax, it's a simulation
The Odyssey
He did What?
Could have been a contender.
Chronic Underachiever
I’m now onto to my biography, it’s been written by all those Data Mining companies who remain anonymous.
Its called:
”Weird Tastes”
😜💋💄💃🍆🥨
"Why me?"
"Louise...my life in her hands"
Mine would be, “I wish I knew...”
Brexit, it' part in my downfall.
The limited adventures of a black enamel pig.
Arrrrghhhh! **** no!