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I'm not a list person, but decided to write one today for immediate priorities. Looked a bit odd reading it back.
Masking Tape
Slippers
Hall light/Landing Light/Bedroom lights
Polyfilla
Tumble Dryer
Roller blinds
1.5 Ton Digger
Rug
Hearth
Mayonnaise
A steel security gate (lockable)
Marmite 500g jar
75 sq m of turf
And a Drifter chocolate bar
Chickpeas
Screenwash
Ibuprofen
Orange juice
Curry paste
Sultanas
Padron peppers
Coke
Hookers
Oh and beer.
4 pints of milk
Bacon
Broccoli
Apples
Satsumas
2 lightbulbs
Food. I'm bloody starving.
Toilet Roll
Cereal
(Just noticed we're nearly out of both)
Spaceship.
Laser gun / blaster.
Co-pilot.
Comedy robot w/ off switch.
Space map.
Biscuits.
Loo roll.
Spare laser gun.
Escape pod.
Beer.
(off to the Tappit, see you in a bit...)
New pants (black)
New pants (white)
Honey.
Fine cut jigsaw blades (pack of five)
New work boots.
Lubricant
Blow-up doll
Picture of Junkyard
Beard Conditioner
I'll play..
Hair gel
Nail file
Cureinail (for my right big toe)
Shaving oil
Toilet roll
Bread
Peanut butter
Rapeseed oil
Basil
Buffalo Mozzarella
Rosemary
French Mustard
Fuel injector
Fuel injector leak-off hose
Hose y-splitter
Cufflinks made of lego
24 bottles of Hambleton's GFL
Turf 25sqm
Socks
Two 225/40/17 tyres
4 thick T bone steaks
Anusol
Germoloids
Zivorax
Grisol
Earex
Bazuka
Condoms
Toilet Rolls
Gin
Tonic
Lime
Santa Cruz Nomad Carbon (super posh build)
Cane Creek double barrel
Holiday chalet in the alps
one way ticket to Geneva on BA
Long term rental agreement on a hire van
Uplift ticket with Trail addiction, White Room & Bike Village for a year
Get £1m cash out of someone elses account
Easter eggs (too early?)
Shovel
Quick lime
plastic sheeting
hacksaw
bin bags
shoe covers
paper overalls
bleach
face masks
disposable gloves
petrol
beans and sausages in a tin
Pen.
Paper.
My nan 🙁
Salsa Fargo
If I was to buy it then some kind of PPE and somewhere else to live would need to be added.
And coke hookers beer and whiskey 🙂
potassium nitrate
charcoal
sulphur
ball mill
Not fags
not fags
not fags
NOT FAGS!
fags.
Port. 1 bottle of any old shit will do.
New seat post. Preferably carbon.
3 oz self control.
Rizla.
Sudafed
Tissues
Armagnac
Self-pity
I just need some balsamic vinegar so it's a one item list for me.
ice cream
gaffa tape
viagra
Cheryl Cole
Chainring
Chain
GoPro
Mars Bar
Marmite
Riding shorts
Light bulbs
I did, for a while, add random words, names or short phrases onto written shopping lists and made sure I left them in the shopping basket, hoping they would provoke intrigue in the next customer to use the basket.
Pasta
Pesto
Mushrooms
Labrador (Retriever)
Bread
Onions
Do The Hucklebuck
Leeks
Lettuce
Haile Selassie
Yogurt
Strawberries
Eye-mask
Chardonnay
Duct tape
Xanax
Hookers
Nail-gun
The new Phil Collins CD 'Face Value'
just been shopping today need nothing. A wish list now that's a different thing..