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...of the STW massif would you like as your wing man (or woman) to verbally tag team the opposition into humbled submission?
The argument could be car/bike based, dog owner leaving dog crap on the path, politics....anything. Hell, you know the arguments we see on here.
Just choose your Team STW fellow combatant and say why.👍
Perchy for hilarious put downs.
Our blessed TJ although he has toned down to a mellow lump in his old age
😝
Deffo Perchy for pure hilarity
And he’s got the taser at the moment.
rap battle ?
DezB every time
Ton, one mention of fist pie & the verbal battle would be won
Don't need a wingman. Wheels on the ground Cotic fanboys, I'll ****ing take the lot of ya!
Yo yo! (Though I listen to a lot of it, I can't rap to save me life) Nice get a mention though!
I'd choose Badly Wired Dog - never wrong (in his own mind!) and just the right level of menace. 😀
The guy with the ex-marine special forces pal. And his pal.
Perchy would be my choice on the grounds of natural wit. Also, I have a suspicion that, as a Glaswegian (or close enough), his accent would add a certain charming menace to the words.
You’re all wrong. I’d get you punched within 30 secs.
What you get here is a heavily filtered version of what’s in my head.
I’d pick maccruiskeen who is way cleverer and funnier than I am.
One of the mods.
Or don’t they have powers in the real world?
I’d choose Badly Wired Dog – never wrong (in his own mind!) and just the right level of menace. 😀
I'd choose you too for an inexhaustible reservoir of righteous zeal. I should also point out that I'm currently exploring meditation, so in a bout of verbal fisticuffs I would most likely be completely useless in a buddhist monk sort of way 🙂
In real life, I've been with NBT when we encountered a slightly barking house owner / 'real mountain biker' on a local footpath (which admittedly runs pretty much through his partking space). I was amazed by NBT's calm, reasonable attitude to someone I'd never seen on local trails, but claimed he was more of a 'proper mountain biker' than us because he was about to go riding around Mont Blanc. It was all quite surreal, but Jules / NBT showed extraordinary patience in the face of sustained ****tery. So he'd be my choice for reasoned argument rather than fevered conviction.
I am always right btw 🙂
Proof, I'd win 😀