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...what would you choose, and why?

I'd go for Serge Dangerfield.

It has a sense of urgency, sounds a bit risky and has a hint of the rural thrown in for good measure.


 
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Chet Sidewinder. I would buy a cape also.


 
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I'd be Stud Stingray.
Then I could go around in calf-length boots & tights & no-one would bat an eyelid.

😆


 
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Already did that. And quite easy it is, too, if you don't mind junk mail still arriving in your old name...

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Moses - you really want to walk round in boots & tights??


 
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Dick Rambone has a certain ring to it...


 
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tandem jeremy 😉


 
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I suppose it would be more practical than the robe?


 
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Thaddeus Cockwomble. For the lulz.


 
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Or Mike Hunt for the comedy value.


 
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Maximum Dangerthrust


 
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Rodney Dangerslacks was my preferred choice years ago


 
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Sammie-Louise Taylor x


 
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deadly darcy


 
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@TSY - go on - I dare you!!! lol


 
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As long as my middle name can be Ursula (after Ursula Andrews one of my fav' actresses).


 
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Max Power


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 3:01 pm
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I think the reporter Damian Grammaticus has a brilliant name.

I would like to be known as Skid Solo 🙂


 
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Jacques Piccolo


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 3:03 pm
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[i]Andrews[/i]?

Mine's already taken by one of our blokes in Germany


 
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Wasn't it a similar named guy that leaked the nuclear secrets to the Russians, Karl Fuchs or something??

Rachel


 
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What with some of these names, I'm surprised no-one has gone for Theophilus P Wildebeest...


 
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I think the reporter Damian Grammaticus has a brilliant name.

Whenever I hear his name, I sing:

"Ooooooooooooh... The ladies of the harem of the Court of King Caractacus, are just passing by..."

I'm leaning towards Caractacus Dangerfield now...


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 3:11 pm
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Similar just isn't the same is it Rachel...


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 3:13 pm
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Rachel, what's wrong with boots & tights?
I cycle in div-style 5-10s and Ron Hills; there's not much difference.
🙂


 
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Allah. (no last name, just Allah)


 
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P912HVN


 
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surfmat


 
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John Smith, then I'd slowly slide under the radar...

Actually, I think it would be Arch Stanton


 
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Jesus H Christ


 
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Tim Limdim-Winding P'Tang P'Tang Ole Biscuit-barrel


 
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Gary Glitter - I'd just reverse my birth name.


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 3:51 pm
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Slim...


 
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Amadeus Amadeus


 
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Butch Rampant. Butch is actually the first part of my Pron name. The second bit isn't quite so glamourous however.


 
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My pron name is Scamp Ratcliff.

Mmmm... Horney...


 
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chipps.

"hi, (insert bike manufacture of choice), chipps here, we are a few bikes short for next grouptest. Ill bring the van, anything you'd like to submit for review.

😉


 
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My mates Pron name is Flopsy Meddows. Never ceases to raise a giggle from me.


 
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I'd change mine to Deed Poll.


 
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Josiah Breadbin

or

Fuelrod Bazaar.


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 4:43 pm
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It will be this name, most people call me it now. Not sure about a Christian name, do i need one?


 
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Barry Randy Jaeger


 
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I'm happy with my surname. I'd like to be Seamus though.

Failing that phil consequence. 🙂


 
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Lilo Sideboob


 
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Methuselah - It sounds a bit medieval and nutty to me.


 
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Ford Prefect.


 
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Colonel Hap Hapablap


 
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