[Closed] If you were going to stalk someone off of here....

already am but I think he's found out.

More importantly, who [i]did[/i] I choose?

what level of obsession are we talking about?

I have got my eye on you Yeti!

Why would anyone choose to stalk slightly overweight IT consultants?

I thought they were the guys who did the stalking

what level of obsession are we talking about?

Ummm... I'm talking stealing underwear off of the washing line kind of creepy?

Yeti's better looking stunt double that he sends on forum rides.

[s]iDave[/s]

oops

does it have to be someone off here, or are their partners fair game?

that bird peterfile is always posting pictures of in suggestive tent based pictures would have quite a crowd traipsing after her.

alfabus - you're thinking about this properly... well done!

does it have to be someone off here, or are their partners fair game?

If we're casting the net wider, then surely "moots seatpost lady" and "specialized rockhopper girl" are [s]in the [/s]running?

Again, if we're casting the net wider, dare I suggest Kylie?

Or do I need to send that suggestion back to around 2008?

deadlydarcy

i'm already building a shrine out of photos i've printed from his facebook profile

#ilikeydeadly

He's not here anymore... 🙁

Whoever was stalking me.

You can't stalk Kylie. Nor can you choose Jenny from Accounts.

I have no idea who Spoony is on about, so maybe they're allowed.

same, pics or it didnt happen spoony!

Ssssssssshhhhhhh. We'll soon find out if DD's really gone. Or if he's lurking.

I am.

Under his bed.

It smells a bit to be honest.

And there are stiff socks under here.

And some old copies of Fiesta

I think I may reconsider this

🙁

when did 40DD leave?

WOAH WOAH WOAH (that's old fashioned speak for stop a horse)

deadly's gone?

but he was facebooking my inbox only t'other day!

what happened?

I'm not sure who alfabus is on about either... but it came across as particularly creepy, which is very on topic.

Binners, what's the floor like? Shabby, low quality wood-subsitute, I'd wager. Is his horrible yappy little dog there too?

*Luresdarcyoutofcover*

Is 'facebooking my inbox' a euphamism for something unsavoury?

I'm missing Bravisimo already. And I don't even know if he's gone yet. Can I come out from under the bed now then?

I'm feeling a bit sick

Edit: Flashy - its lino! Its a bit sticky too. Wasn't me! 😳

All of you maggots!

😈

Look behind you!

Not sure but someone roughly the same build as me, otherwise stealing their underwear would be pointless.

The Southern Yeti - Member
I have no idea who Spoony is on about, so maybe they're allowed.

philconsequence - Member
same, pics or it didnt happen spoony!

Moot's seatpost lady appears on google images for moots seatpost with safe search turned off.

And the specialized rockhopper

http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/how-to-sell-your-bike-frame-on-ebay

Needless to say neither is particularly work safe.

I'd stalk me... I'm amazing! 😉

I'm not sure who alfabus is on about either... but it came across as particularly creepy, which is very on topic.

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You will notice, however, that I didn't suggest that *I* would be stalking her, just that she was likely to attract stalkers 🙂

Dave

emsz of course. I've looked at her profile picture, so I reckon that's pretty close.

Note: this is in answer to the question and I would in no way stalk anyone and haven't done so since I was 16.

Note2: I looked at emsz profile picture because ernie_lynch said it showed that she was a, and I quote: "tasty bird".

shurrup shibby, i know you're stalking me and my sexy tattoos

*rubs left nipple hoping to entice you in from the cold*

otherwise stealing their underwear would be pointless.

Nothing feels better than squeezing yourself into a size 8 thong.

Darcy - give the laminate a miss tomorrow and come and follow iDave with me?

Have you put new curtains up recently, TSY? Something looks different... 😉

I still don't have a kitchen blind Camo - you need to head round the back of the house.

Motion camera's already set up, TSY. 😉

You just failed the test Camo - you're stalking someone else.

Dagnabit!

You'll never guess who though.

Yeah Camo! Everyone knows that everythings been kicked in round the back at Yeti's!

[i]The Southern Yeti - Member

otherwise stealing their underwear would be pointless.

Nothing feels better than squeezing yourself into a size 8 thong.

Darcy - give the laminate a [b]miss tomorrow[/b] and come and follow iDave with me? [/i]

Now, Miss Tomorrow, I like the sound of her! 8)

I am [u]so [/u]outside the circle. Must pay more attention.

So is it true, then, that Yeti's rear entry is all over the place?

you need to head round the back of the house.

Back doors, eh? Yeti?

Not exactly... I don't have a kitchen... all part of the diet I'm on.

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Note the absence of hinges on the door. Know what I'm sayin'? 😉

why are we discussing yeti's hizzy, when we should be discussing the missing man from brizzy!?

darcy!

darcy!

DARCY!

DARCY!

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He's taken the adverts with him too, I notice. The selfish bastard! 🙁

binners - Member
He's taken the adverts with him too, I notice. The selfish bastard!

That's because you're a P, now.

isn't it just called twitter ?

I think I've got a stalker.

I keep seeing the same girl 10ft in front of me.

He's not been on twitter recently either...that's why my feed has been very quiet as there's not been much chat between philly and DD!

Phil. Be honest - Have you two had a tiff?

😥

i miss b'mitch too.

he's my favouritest religypeepz

EDIT - binners, i did call him a chubby funster, he called me an internet bully, i told him he loved it.... he can't hate me cos he send me cauliflowerz

Ah, sounds like someone's missing a smiting:

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I'd stalk Binners. And I think he'd love it.

Can I stalk three please?

[s]can't beat a good prowl[/s]

My own stalker? COOL! 😀

binners - Member
My own stalker? COOL!

I knew you'd be happy. Just waiting for the right time to tell you.

3!?!?!

greedy girl

how is TSY meant to feel special knowing you lust after 2 others?

how is TSY meant to feel special knowing you lust after 2 others?

He promised me a special hug at Swinley Forest and he kept his word. * swoon *

But now he has a new lady in his life. I'm not jealous, not at all. 😉

Yeti, I know it's you stealing my knickers, they'd better not be sticky. 😈

I'm stalking binners and DezB. I can seeee you lol

she's not that new anymore... time flies and he hasnt got bored/rid of her yet!

i do hope, for your sake, that yeti's idea of what the 'special' part of the 'special hug' differs depending on who he's hugging, because my experience has left me doubting my ability to spot a sexpervert in the wild.

I nearly stole Binners' knickers, but they were sticky already 🙁

Oh and can I be a wee bit greedy?

I want to stalk some dogs and puppies too. 8)

Yeti, I know it's you stealing my knickers, they'd better not be sticky.

😯

does it have to be someone off here, or are their partners fair game?

that bird peterfile is always posting pictures of in suggestive tent based pictures would have quite a crowd traipsing after her.

haha, by "suggestive tent based pictures" do you mean "a girl in a tent"? 🙂

I'll stalk you then alfabus and we can have some sort of weird stalking triangle going on 😀

I like this thread, its funny

I would stalk Geoffj 'cause he's got my name & its weird

When stalking goes wrong...

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love the way he looks up at the ceiling aftewrads "What did you go and do that for!"

they do seem to be working in a large wardrobe too.

Funny thread. I reckon elfin is stalking us all!

emsz - yours are very small... hence this obsession I have with iDieting.

I'll stalk you then alfabus and we can have some sort of weird stalking triangle going on

Be my guest... but I can't help but think that you're getting the raw end of the deal 🙂

Dave

*double post*

Be my guest... but I can't help but think that you're getting the raw end of the deal

Dave

Something about your choice of words there just sent a shiver down my spine 😯

🙂

I actually had a real stalker once, I was 17 and he was 52. He tried to groom me! Stupid man.

I'd stalk captinflashheart or TSY. Or PhilConsequence. Or possibly iDave, only because I believe he lives somewhere nicer than this dump 🙂

Mate had a stalker, bloke from work, he left her hot chocolate on her doorstep.

well weird.

I'm stalking the tags
they're up there ^
they can't see me
I'm hiding over there >

Well I thought it was a nice thing to do at the time.

Hot chocolate at yer door would be well scary.

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Well, I never knew there was all those blokes in hot chocolate. I thought it was just two!

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I'd stalk young phil,

TSY would be like tooo easy and be waiting for it

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I just saw a face at the window..
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was it you emsz?