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In any way, how would you describe it? After being entertained by many threads on here, just curious how you would sum up this place.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:49 am
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Its where i hide from the real world..


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:51 am
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Sad, hilarious, bemusing, informative, helpful, amazing.

In a different order everyday.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:51 am
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Pretty accurate: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=singletrackworld&utm_source=search-action

(yep, that old chestnut)


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:51 am
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An old folks home, one or two of which ride bikes.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:52 am
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Group Therapy


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:53 am
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A community of absolute bellends, most of whom are lovely. Notionally about bikes, but...


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:57 am
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A pain to use.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:58 am
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Like a mildly dysfunctional family. Unbelievable amounts of petty bickering that at times develops into full blown disputes, but when the chips are down then we usually put them aside and rally round.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:00 am
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Somewhere that your privacy is really valued.

All the bloody time.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:02 am
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Purple dishwasher monkey.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:08 am
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Full of nonsense, but slightly less nonsensical than any other UK sourse with the possible exception of the Guardian.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:09 am
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The Urban Dictionary entries nail it. They are both actually quite restrained descriptions.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:12 am
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A place to go when at work whilst you don't want to be at work


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:36 am
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It really values your privacy, apparently, but not your sanity/patience!


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:37 am
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It's a place to get away from brexshit.

Wait. Oh.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:39 am
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A bicycle form.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:39 am
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Not what it was


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:44 am
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Not what it will be


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:48 am
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It’s a place to reside when you (me) are arguing with the wife about a ****ing  oven timer and whether the croissants are heated up or not.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:49 am
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Mostly harmless.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 9:52 am
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A place where you can find out the joys of Picolax and how to adjust a hubgear, often on the same thread. 🙂


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 10:14 am
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"come for the bikes, stay for the other stuff". Quote works much better with another word but I don't want to set off the swear filter"


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:04 am
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To vent and be vented at.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:19 am
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An old folks home, one or two of which ride bikes.

An old folks home riding a bike?

A hang-out for pedants (and Scottish people).


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:22 am
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a cross between a blues track, group therapy, a builders merchants who also dabble in physics and the WI

bikes are mentioned.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:24 am
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enter at your own risk, beyond here be monsters


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:27 am
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Quote works much better with another word but I don’t want to set off the swear filter

bollocks ?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 11:53 am
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Like Mumsnet for men.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:01 pm
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mild novocaine


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:01 pm
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load of <divs>


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:08 pm
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👍


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:23 pm
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Works on my iPad.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:28 pm
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Ha. I got a pop.up as reading this. I saw mumsnet for men.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:32 pm
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Something to stare at until Wetherspoons starts serving.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:37 pm
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It’s a place to get away from brexshit.

Wait. Oh.

You started it...


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:37 pm
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Somewhere to come and browse what stuff people are selling or post a wanted ad in a nice, easy to use format.

Oh, hang on...


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:58 pm
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It's the Ensingletrackia Britannica


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 1:01 pm
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In terminal decline?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 1:03 pm
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In terminal decline?

Whats changed in the week you've been posting?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 1:10 pm
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Smells faintly of wee?


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 1:41 pm
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Smells faintly of wee?

That'll be the shoes


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 2:46 pm
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I think Luke (muntobiker) summed the place up perfectly a few years back.

Urban dictionary stuff are pretty spot on too.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 2:54 pm
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We've all clambered aboard the conveyor belt, clutching our bombers and hoping the emergency flag is waving while wearing/not wearing a helmet. Back at base the woodburner is chucking out some heat and the Audi is safely parked up the drive. Just occasionally someone actually rides a bike, but the energy to do this needs pies and real ale.
It's a little club full of weirdness and normalness all rolled into one. Everyday is a learning experience and every day I laugh out loud, or maybe cry a little.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 4:38 pm
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Its a bike forum, except, it's more than that.

I was 26 when I discovered the ST forum as a bike-tragic refugee. In January I will be 45.

It was a bike forum you needed the grown up skills of thick skin, self confidence and clarity of thought. It was a glorious, chaotic, mosh pit of free opinion, name calling, freakishness and bike rides.

The like of its heyday, pre-hack, where it managed to balance robust, hilarious offensiveness with human kindness and the best advice and help available for pretty much anything in the world ever, will never be seen again.

It's matured as its users have matured, and is all the worse for po-faced moderation and attempts to monetise its content, which has stolen it's guerilla upstart feel.

I still come here for entertainment on a daily basis, but as it becomes more a forum for snowflakes and the professionally outraged, the fun is slowly being drained away. At some point I imagine I will just stop checking.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 5:15 pm
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Smells faintly of wee?

A bit like teen spirit?


 
Posted : 20/12/2018 8:30 am
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I still come here for entertainment on a daily basis, but as it becomes more a forum for snowflakes and the professionally outraged, the fun is slowly being drained away. At some point I imagine I will just stop checking.

Weirdly I felt like this a year/18 months ago. Came back a few weeks back simply because I'm working my notice period and needed something to do between spinning around in my chair, drinking 32 cups of tea each day and staring out the windows. My sabbatical hasn't changed my view of the place apart from the face that the forum Gestapo listen even less to the views of its users. In a world when forums seem to be dying left, right and centre you'd think having the most popular cycling forum around might make them improving the user experience? Instead we have a forum that feels like its had zero form of UAT done on it, constant pop ups about our privacy and a constant stream of adverts. And a classifieds forum which everyone seemed to love replaced by a crap version of the pinkbike classifieds which was always way down my list of places to have a browse for parts after here, Retrobike and eBay...


 
Posted : 20/12/2018 10:36 am

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