[Closed] If you dropped a 60p jar of herbs onto a £200 ceramic hob...

ooooooof!

Well, that's what happenz if you invoke the spirit if Mrs Chimbong without considering the consequences...

What does your lad think of you about doing such a thing?

I would take a wild guess at it being the hob 🙁

it's karma for calling your lad a knob - at christmas

You don't get a lot of 'herbs' for 60p these days.

Must've been in a very small jar. 🙁

In our holiday accommodation last week. Transferring the money tonight.

More arsebiscuits.

Time to upgrade to induction!

I know. I know. I know.

*might be cheating though*

I also reckon, hmmm, adds about 50% onto the original cost of the holiday?

Arsebuscuits indeed.

it's karma for calling your lad a knob - at christmas

I agree. I don't think you can ever be forgiven for saying such a thing about your angelic little child. 😐

DD I know that you know 😉

I've only just had the final figure so I'm all upset again.

it's karma for calling your lad a knob - at christmas

I agree. I don't think you can ever be forgiven for saying such a thing about your angelic little child.

Exhibit A

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He's a knob.

Remember the wise saying though Harry 'Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't put it on his head"

I think that probably applies to woks too

binners speaks the truth!

i like to put the wok under my shirt and do impressions of what deadlydarcy looks like in jamie's imagination, then i have a little cry when i realise it fits neatly over my belly!

then i have a little cry when i realise it fits neatly over my belly

Skinny bastid, when I put a wok under my shirt it just looks like I have a sticky out belly button.

More arsebiscuits.

Is this what you were cooking at the time?
Made from those arse-potatoes?

Next thyme - be more careful.

Please don't pepper the forum with puns.

Sage advice there.

this thread is peppered with comments rubbing salt in the wounds...

I saw this cumin, I really did........

obviously the op is a clumsy ****er who needs to learn to act more gingerly.

Exhibit A

The poor little lad; he's obviously quite disturbed. And who can blame him? 😥

I can't fit a wok under my shirt; too big.

A Balti dish works ok though. 🙂

That picture makes me laugh. Reminds me when i was young I used to get very bad hayfever but still want to go out and play in the fields around the house. The only way I could go out without my eyes turning into blamange was to wear those yellow and black swimming goggles with vaseline up my nose. God I looked a proper nutjob!

60p herb jar broke a ceramic hob?

I'll bayleaf that when i see it.

cayenne't you get it fixed?

This is anise thread now.

Thyme sure does fly when you're making puns.

as a seasoned poster you should have expected this.

you called your boy a knob? Sheesh, what a jerk 😀

I'm taking all this with a pinch of salt

it's all fenugreek to me.

some of these jokes are in bad taste

It's about thyme this thread was locked.

There was some sage advice above; get an induction.

You mustard known this would happen??

This thread is peppered with so many bad puns.

Have you cinnamon about repairing it, it could save you a bob or two..?

Yeah yeah... If my parents were rich I could have paid for it with a card o' mom's.

brakes - Member

some of these jokes are in bad taste

I know. It's brought be out in chives.

Perhaps some superglue would be i'dill to repair the damaged hob?

One moment the jar's in your hand, and the next its tarra-gon....

cost you a mint eh

Serves you right for not using fresh herbs

I mint to say earlier, don't get caraway'd worrying

we can't aloe any more of these....

you can see most of these puns cumin a mile off..

£200 it's not even halfway towards a stylus.
I'm in Stockholm at the moment where £200 wouldn't get you pissed.

Was it just a little crack, or clove in two?
A sorrell tale.

Surely you should jasmine'd it yourself as it was more than parlsey your fault

look at all the pain and saffron this disaster is causing

😆 the terrible puns in this thread are mint

When is the new hob cumin?

Wasabi unlicky that happened. Need to be more careful oregano end up skint. But wheres the fennel in being cautious all the thyme.

I hate cinnamon loosing money like this, You cudweed in the owners shoes.