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[Closed] if you could have a famous voice to your conscience,who might you pick?

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it would have to be

in my case 🙂 although "the shat" will always be the captain of the enterprise as far as i'm concerned (sorry mr stewart 😳


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:50 am
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Brian Blessed, no question.

You wouldn't argue!


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:53 am
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A deaf mute...


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:54 am
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JC (not the one nailed to a cross)


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:55 am
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Nigella. Or David Attenborough ..


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:56 am
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Richard Burton, which would be somewhat ironic given his somewhat relaxed approach to fidelity.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:56 am
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It's got to be Mr T, surely...


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:56 am
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Mine is Terry Thomas


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:57 am
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flyingmonkeycorps beat me to it. Its got to be Brian Blessed!


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 10:58 am
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Joe Pasquale


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:00 am
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Morpheus (Laurence Fishburn)


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:01 am
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Harriet Cass.

Or Moira Stuart.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:01 am
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Steve Buscemi.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:02 am
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Posted : 09/12/2011 11:03 am
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James Earl Jones provides a running commentary on my life.
Until I **** up, when I am admonished by Stephen Fry.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:05 am
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Some child actress... probably the one that played Matilda.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:06 am
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+1 for darth vader.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:07 am
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Do you mean my conscience?

In which case, Jimmy Knapp, former leader of the RMT union.

He had THE most "And that's FINAL!" voice I've ever heard.

If you mean my stream-of-consciousness, then probably the Spud character from the film Trainspotting, when he goes for the job interview.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:19 am
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Spike Milligan.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:35 am
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Dr Harold Shipman.

Or Ian Paisley.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:37 am
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Zippy from Rainbow


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:38 am
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Morgan Freeman


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:40 am
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morgan freeman. i would listen then 😉


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:40 am
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Ian Paisley? 😯 perhaps you could alternate it with Martin McGuiness whispering thinly veiled threats?

I reckon that Irish bloke in the pub in Withnail would be good too. You know the one? WHAT'S YOUR NAME Mc****?!!!!

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Posted : 09/12/2011 11:41 am
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The woman that usually does the narration for Masterchef, or maybe Mariella Frostrup.


 
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+1 for darth vader.

David Prouse?

"Remember kids, I won't be there when you cross the road..." You know, that just... might... work...


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:43 am
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Al ****ing Swearengen from Deadwood of course.


 
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Leonard Nimoy


 
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Oooooooooo he'd be good:

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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!!!!!


 
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Statler: So, they blew up half the theater.
Waldorf: Well, at least they blew up the right half.
Both: THEIRS!


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:48 am
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Richard Burton


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 11:52 am
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This bloke
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Posted : 09/12/2011 11:53 am
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Jack Nicholson


 
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Statler: So, they blew up half the theater.
Waldorf: Well, at least they blew up the right half.
Both: THEIRS!

Good call! Mine would be Richard E Grant or Samuel L Jackson.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:03 pm
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I'd have John Lee Hooker


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:05 pm
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Alan Rickman, always. Might not listen, but at least it would sound mellifluous.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:07 pm
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obe wan kenobi

or

katie price


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:08 pm
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Obi Wan (as in Alec Guiness)


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:09 pm
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+1 for Terry-Thomas

'Who is this ravishing creature!'

It would be great


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:09 pm
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Alan Rickman
Good call


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:10 pm
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Matt Berry


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:13 pm
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If I had a choice I would remove this fella..

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Posted : 09/12/2011 12:31 pm
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bikebouy - That's wididiculous 😀


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:34 pm
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Stephen Hawkings


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:34 pm
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I reckon this double act going on in your head all day, would make a brilliant running commentary to life

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Posted : 09/12/2011 12:35 pm
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Ewan McGregor

(as he has a lovely Scottish accent which makes me go all wibbly at the knees ... in fact anyone with a soft Scottish voice would do, if I have to listen to my conscience I'd rather it sounded sexy ...)


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 12:57 pm
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Johnny Knoxville.

or

Morgan Freeman


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 1:38 pm
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I'd be in so much lumber. I'd lose my house, my job, my wife. But it'd be fun.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 1:41 pm
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invader zim, including vocal ticks.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 1:45 pm
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Posted : 09/12/2011 1:53 pm
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I have Sheldon going "Emsz Emsz Emsz" on a loop


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 2:19 pm
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Bill Hicks would be fun but dangerous. What about Bjork?


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 3:12 pm
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HAL 9000


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 3:40 pm
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What a great question. I have managed to get it down to a choice of either Monty Python's Graham Chapman playing King Arthur, or Diana Rigg when playing Emma Peel.


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 4:05 pm
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Mariella Frostrupp has a rather distinctive tone....

Probably not suitable for "good conscience"


 
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Al Bundy from married with children


 
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stuey from family guy


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 4:49 pm
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Homer J


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 5:10 pm
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or Groundskeeper Willie in times of peril


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 5:12 pm
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what a fabulous question/idea... really got me thinking there... it's a really interesting one...


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 5:15 pm
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johnny vegas.. for the same reasons as kevevs below..


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 5:45 pm
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John Hurt. It's a voice that presents everything I want to be and could be. But then there's the othe voice.. and the other. It's a very interesting one...


 
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Christopher walken probably or maybe miss piggy. Miss piggy would get me into a lot of trouble though


 
Posted : 09/12/2011 9:29 pm

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