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1. Andrew Lloyd ****ing Webber.
oh can't see this one lasting long.
Louise.
The entire group "Our Kid". Got their flaming song as a blasted ear worm. Go and Google it you youngsters.
Adam
Just so you have no excuses.
Joe Dolce.
Any 80s music fans will understand
Stephen Mulhern.
Unamusing ventriloquist's dummy head face.
Joe Dolce.
Any 80s music fans will understand
An Ultravox fan?
Yep!
Watch that video and you'll see that he comes 2nd.
The Tories.
Harry_the_spider, just to see if cancelling this thread out will create a paradox that rips the universe apart
Trump
Nigel Farage - but that failed and look where we are now
Andrew Lloyd ****ing Webber.
Why? With a world full of complete scumbags, what has he done that’s so reprehensible to require his elimination?
My list would include the likes of Putin, Trump, Jair Bulsonaro, Viktor Orbán, Piers Morgan, a whole list of people who the world would be better off without. Someone who’s only guilty of composing rather cheesy music? Not so much.
Boris
Jar Jar Binks
Cher, because of that video on the navy ship basically wearing a ribbon, jacket and boots iirc.
Patient Zero
Just back? I'd go forward to sooner see the day Johnson and Cummings are swinging from a lamp post.
It's there a way to crowdfund that? Asking for a friend.
My memory so I could relearn the world in the new Utopian society we have become over the last 50 years with no hate, bigotry or plain unpleasantness.
Um, I might have to wait a while before I do this
Any impressionist - "comedians" that is, not painters.
Watching Alistair McGowan or Rory Bremner on Mock the Week doing shit material but thinking other peoples voices makes it funny leaves me cringing.
And Lance Armstrong obvs.
Erase? Bit harsh isn’t it? I hate Farage but I wouldn’t want him erased.
At one point during this lockdown I thought it might make people want to be a bit more forgiving, a bit more about society and a bit less about themselves. Obviously I’m completely wrong if threads like this are anything to go by...
If you could go back in time who would you erase? Covid Edition
No one ... just continue living until expire.
Why?
because it's the Covid Edition as mentioned in the thread title, although nobody else seems to have noticed, and my wife has deemed it compulsory that we watch all of the free to air musicals.
Whatever. Trump / Thatcher / Hitler etc.
Still Hitler
No Hitler = No WW2 = no national obsession with imagined past glories = no Brexit = no Boris Johnson and his cabinet of fools.
On the other hand no WW2 = no welfare state = more ****ed up than we already are.
Now I'm all conflicted.
Obviously I’m completely wrong if threads like this are anything to go by…
Most of us took this to be a bit of light hearted fun.
...and whoever designs Laura Kuenssberg's coats.
and Hitler.
The human race
I've already gone back and erased King Richard IV, you know, Edward VIII's son.
I think you'll agree its improved things immensly
The human race
#facepalm
Bats. Without them the mobile phone would never have been invented and we'd have no G5. Sorted.
Trump - although I laugh every time I accidentally catch sight of that syrup (or whatever that thing is) that lies upon on his empty noggin.
my wife has deemed it compulsory that we watch all of the free to air musicals.
and you want to erase Andrew Lloyd Webber? When a new patio is so much more easily within your grasp?
and you want to erase Andrew Lloyd Webber?
Any dream will do.
Any dream will do.
👏🏻 🤣
Any impressionist – “comedians” that is, not painters.
Watching Alistair McGowan or Rory Bremner on Mock the Week doing shit material but thinking other peoples voices makes it funny leaves me cringing.
And Lance Armstrong obvs.
Actually, that’s a thought; Michael MacIntyre - what is it that he does? Because I’ve yet to hear him say anything that’s even vaguely amusing, so I’m sure the world wouldn’t notice if he quietly disappeared.