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[url= http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/mclaren-x-1-special-operations-concept-car-2012-08-17 ]Please, please, please tell me it wouldn't look like this![/url]


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 7:42 pm
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Christ on a bicycle that's horrific.


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 7:48 pm
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Well SOMEBODY'S got a windtunnel...


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 7:48 pm
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oh. my.


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 7:49 pm
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MY EYES 😯


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 7:49 pm
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Posted : 20/08/2012 7:52 pm
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First thing I thought when I saw that was "old citroen" - they looked like a dogs dinner also.


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 7:54 pm
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[quote=glupton1976 said]First thing I thought when I saw that was "old citroen" - they looked like a dogs dinner also.

Yup, same!


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 7:56 pm
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Looks like an Audi R8 has crashed into the original (Adam West) batmobile


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 7:57 pm
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That's what happens when a major shareholder in a company decides he wants a bespoke car!
It's not the designers or engineers fault honestly....:-)


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:00 pm
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horrendously ugly but I can't help liking it a little bit 😯


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:00 pm
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Citroen Ds?


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:02 pm
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Should have bought a Citroen SM they are lovely


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:03 pm
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LOL...just cos you lot couldn't afford it 😉

Oh and the DS is beautiful


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:04 pm
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Posted : 20/08/2012 8:07 pm
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It wouldn't look so bad if the back wheels didn't have those panels over them!


 
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Posted : 20/08/2012 8:10 pm
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Posted : 20/08/2012 8:22 pm
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Yet more evidence of the fact that money doe snot buy taste...


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:28 pm
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If old Citroens look like dogs' dinners then throw me a bone, nom nom.

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Posted : 20/08/2012 8:28 pm
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I'd ask for it to be powerful like a gorilla yet soft and yielding like a nerfball.


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:33 pm
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I'd ask for it to be powerful like a gorilla yet soft and yielding like a nerfball.

Laterally stiff yet vertically compliant?


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:35 pm
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...cost a grand, fit four bikes and go to the moon and back on an eggcupfull of petrol.


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:37 pm
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If old Citroens look like dogs' dinners then throw me a bone, nom nom.

Isnt it funny, I genuinely can't think of anything (car-wise) more unpleasant to look at than that vehicle.


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 8:38 pm
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Posted : 20/08/2012 8:47 pm
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That is "jack right"


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 9:07 pm
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I hope he kept his receipt


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 9:16 pm
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Coffeeking, you can't be serious?

Ssanyong Rhodius
Suzuki X-90
BMW x6
Renault Vel Satis

Plus lots more...


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 9:33 pm
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"[i]I genuinely can't think of anything (car-wise) more unpleasant to look at than that vehicle.[/i]"

May I suggest that sir might like to contemplate the wheel arches on the Peugeot 308 for a start?


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 9:44 pm
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has the look of a citroen cx at the front.
mine wouldnt look anything like that.


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 9:51 pm
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The front is the only angle the McLaren looks good from...

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Posted : 20/08/2012 9:59 pm
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i think id be going for the lotus principle of add lightness.
with a probably relatively small engine, but in a very light car.


 
Posted : 20/08/2012 10:05 pm
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Ah, then may I interest sir in the Visa Lotus?

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Posted : 20/08/2012 10:10 pm
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That McLaren is repugnant.

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LOL...just cos you lot couldn't afford it

Oh and the DS is beautiful


If I could afford ten of them, I'd still think it was truly awful. I'd have the DS, though.
In fact, I don't find any of the McLaren supercars appealing, I'd rather have a new Camaro ZL-1, cheaper to run, and a hell of a lot more fun to own.

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Posted : 21/08/2012 12:18 am
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and I want stuff and things and them fin things that make it COOOOOOL and a spoiler thats not a spoiler and wheels and stuff. And it has to be BLACK cause thats COOOOOOOOOL


 
Posted : 21/08/2012 12:20 am
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Looks like something that Guigiaro or Ital design did in the late 80's and I suspect it's a vision that the owner had in his head when he was 6 years old and thought "one day, one day..."


 
Posted : 21/08/2012 2:12 am
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An alternative headline...

[b]RICH AMERICAN GIVES BRITISH COMPANY A SHED LOAD OF MONEY[/b]

Pay Ron Dennis enough and he will build you a 200mph turd on wheels. So what.


 
Posted : 21/08/2012 5:39 am
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Maybe he wanted one of these but couldn't get hold of the two that were made:

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Posted : 21/08/2012 7:09 am
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I'd rather a McLaren that looked like this.
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Posted : 21/08/2012 10:34 am
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I had heard about this but not seen it.

Staging a design competition and building all bespoke bodywork is not cheap. I nearly fell off my chair at how much the guy was willing to spend.


 
Posted : 21/08/2012 10:51 am
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[quote=IanMunro ]Apparently the brief was to create something with the capability of the 12C, but wrapped up in something that reflected his "[b]special[/b] needs and personality".FTFY 😆


 
Posted : 21/08/2012 10:53 am
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In response to the earlier post thinking I might prefer to hate a ssanyong. You're wrong. At least they are not trying to look good, just normal!


 
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