[Closed] If vampires were real....

I seem to be awake all night like a vampire. Blood tastes bloody horrible though. Maybe if vampires only ever ate bacon sandwiches it'd be doable...

Maybe vampires are a little camp to live off bacon sandwiches. Not that it precludes camp people enjoying bacon sandwiches, just doesn't seem a very camp food.

What the **** is a camp food anyway..??

Blood, I guess... 😕

But then I wouldn't exactly call fleas or Mosquitos camp.

Does that make them vampires?

What would happen if a zombie bit a vampire or a vampire bit a zombie?

If a zombie bites you you turn into a zombie. If a vampire bites you you turn into a vampire.

What happens when you are bitten by a catholic? Or a Conservative??

My god, that last one doesn't bare thinking about!!!

I'm almost loathe to be the only other voice on this thread as it's a work of genius so far but you are right, there seems to be very little to moan about being a modern vampire.
Unless you are one, then there is. It seems to turn you into some sort of rambling, sleep deprived nut job... 😉

Ahh bollox. I'm going to tesco to fill the car up. If I encounter any vampires or zombies on the way I'll try and engage them in some existential discussion to avoid getting bitten. Too tired to run.

Yes I would like to be a vampire.
Can we fly, like in the lost boys?
Can we go out in the daylight, like in Twilight?

Imagine the air you could get??

You wouldn't even need lights when night riding, because you'd be able to see in the dark

Would you let Selene catch you??

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Instead of drinking blood could I eat black pudding?

If a vampire bit a zombie, nowt would happen. Zombies don't have a pulse, so the vampire would just be left with a dirty taste in it's mouth, shirley?

Do vampires go to heaven? .. If they do, then its ok 🙂 ..everlasting bike ride without fear of black routes or double black 😮

As long as I didnt have to look like this...
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Interview with a Vampire series dealt with this quite well.

Hahahah, hadn't clocked the first few posts were all loddrik talking to himself, brilliant!!

Depends where you live - would be a bit of a b'stard relying on virgins as a primary food source round here...

Plus werewolves probably make better boyfriends - at least they would be nicer to cuddle up to in bed!

Plus werewolves probably make better boyfriends - at least they would be nicer to cuddle up to in bed!

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She found Tara much more cuddly in bed:

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Mmmmm....Kate Beckinsale......

Still, if vampires [i]were[/i] real, I'd want to look like him:

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Or him:

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Fat chance of that, though... 🙁

loddrik - Member

If the tv is anything to go by they always seem to get decent looking women, the advent of decent LED technology means that night rides only shouldn't be a problem.

LED lights throw tons of ultraviolet so you'll be fine til your mate accidentally shines his light on you and you catch fire.

sandwicheater -
Hahahah, hadn't clocked the first few posts were all loddrik talking to himself, brilliant!!

Hadn't realised either, really quite entertaining when I scrolled back up.

Being a vampire would be awesome, don't think the killing/drinking blood would bother me all that much if I got to live forever. They always seem to be loaded to eh! The Mrs is already pretty allergic to the sun so it wouldn't really change much....

Vampires suck

Still, if vampires were real, I'd want to look like him:

So would I, if it meant I got the attention of,

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Ok, she'd be trying to kill me but, hey, what a way to go.

[i]Eternal life[/i]

hmmmm, not sure, aren't they the undead...which doesn't sound quite so appealing

Obligatory posts of pictures of Kate B in a catsuit... [drifts away for a min] eerrrr, what? oh yes, are a bad thing, you bad men.

When looking for the photos of Kate B in a catsuit, i got very distracted by lots of photos of Kate B in catsuits.

In the end, I was nearly 20 minutes late for work 🙂

Knowing my luck I'd end up more like one of these vampires:

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I'd be the dexter of the Vampire world just killing those that deserve it. It'd be mint to be able to go night riding without lights and of course all vampires have increased strength so you could cycle all night at full speed.
what bike would a vampire have?

Orange Blood

I would rather be a vampire than a werewolf or zombie

The vegan thing may make my incarnation a little short lived though

I thought [url= http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2446 ]zombies were failed vampires[/url]?

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Still, if vampires were real, I'd want to look like him:

I'd quite like you to look like him too.....

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Faith