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Got to thinking and here are a few front runners for me .
Sting
Bono
Phil Collins
Mick Hucknall
James Blunt
Pet Shop Boys
Lighthouse Family
All MPs
Madonna (someone else's suggestion )
I have plenty more but just a few to start with suggestions ?
All of them who seek fame, from having celeb or famous parents!
That should make your island quite cramped 😉
Lance Armstrong.
The one with the big jugs, and her off the iceland ads! and then nuke the island!!
oldfart - none of your musicians.
Not that I like any of them, but they are "celebs" for a reason. There is/was talent (of varying degrees) there.
Mine would be:
ALL Big Brother contestants
ALL The apprentice contestants
Peter Andre
Jordan
Kerry Catona
Anyone who has sold their wedding/child/funeral photos to Hello magazine
All purchasers of Heat magazine so they can fawn over the above to their heart's content.
I dump Ellen Page (her off of Juno) and me.
We'd be very happy. 8)
Piers Morgan.
Though don't bother with an island, just dump him in the sea.
Do you mean Ellen Degeneres Yeti? What is it with you and lesbernams lately? If it's not lesbernams its in-jokes!
Mitch, for heavens sake I almost descended into an un-holy level of depression and despair!
This is who I mean, please say she's not a ...
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Didn't we try this a few hundred years ago?
G'day mate!
Lord knows what happened then yeti, I read 'juno' as 'nemo'. Ellen degeneres is in that one, she's not only a lesbian, she's also a blue fish, which is a winning combination in anybodies book. I dont know about the lady from juno - fish, lesbian, it's anybodies guess.
What's a blue fish?
I dump Ellen Page (her off of Juno) and me.
If you check out her performance in Hard Candy you might give it a second thought, she is quite handy with a scalpel! Hard to watch at times!! 😯
Piers Morgan
Alistair Campbell
Louis Spence
The entire cast of all soaps 😈
I would put an advert out asking who wants to be famous. All applicants would be shipped off to the island of atlantis then nuked.
Missing the point - designate an appropriate island first
Rockall?
You're looking at this the wrong way - don't treat the disease, prevent it. Get rid of Max Clifford first. He makes them.
Torm - In light of my online dating obsession I'm pretty glad I've never heard of that film! It might make me seem a bit of a p.....
I would hold open auditions for Dancing On Ice in the back of a C-130, fly it out over the ocean, open the back door and go into a steep climb.
Repeat until Heat and Hello have nobody left to write about.
Torm - In light of my online dating obsession I'm pretty glad I've never heard of that film! It might make me seem a bit of a p.....
LOL!! Jeepers, you have dark recesses my friend.
I would hold open auditions for Dancing On Ice in the back of a C-130, fly it out over the ocean, open the back door and go into a steep climb.Repeat until Heat and Hello have nobody left to write about.
As much as I detest reality TV, this one really could fly
All the above.
Plus anyone who appears on ITV.
Is there room on the island for a tiger?
Is there room on the island for a tiger?
Yes, but you've got to hope it doesn't dip its toes in the sea as that will be full of sharks.
Bono
Simon Cowell
Anyone who has ever sold a story to Heat/OK/etc.
Anyone who has been on BB/X Factor/Britain Must Be Stopped/Strictly Come Dancing
My ex-boss
B*Witched
Papa Ratzinger
Is there room on the island for a tiger?
There'll be room for a tiger in the back of the C-130. Jumping to their death will be the easy way out.
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HArd Candy what a mental film! I love Ellen Page too!
Kerry Katona
Piers Morgan
Jordan
Problem is I HAVE to stop there .. there are far too many!
The real problem is where you'd get a big enough C-130...
has anyone mentioned tabloid journalists
- they're not Celebs but they're part of the infection
Dez you can dump her on mine an' Ellen's Island.
AS long as she promises not to rap...
Ooh, she can rap all over me
Ooh, she can rap all over me
Didn't realise she was a scat singer!
Jonathan Ross.
Nick Knowles.
Top Gear trio.
Perhaps if we put all of the audience for this type of person on the island and left the celebrities alone they'd find something meaningful to do with their lives?
wwaswas, I like your thinking. Anyone who buys Heat or similar, bung em in the "B" Ark
Jo Whiley
Generally, a marooned man was set on a deserted island, often no more than a sand bar at low tide. He would be given some food, a container of water, and a loaded pistol so he could commit suicide if he desired.
Jordan and A pink fluffy pistol.
that smug blonde off the nature programms.....she makes me grate my teeth...and clarkson,i cant remember when he was last funny.
Gruinard would be my island of choice.