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Peanutbutter on toast
Smarties
Bacon
and Carrotcake
Chicken and mushroom pot noodles
The food of the gods
That little bit of dust you find in the end of a packet of dry roasted peanuts
Ambrosia....
...custard
Apples?
Humans.
Swans of course.
My lug'ole?
rich tea biscuits
Chelsea supporters
nothing
Soreen and Tangfastics. Fo' sho'
Apples.
Cake.
Well, if I was God, that's what I'd eat. For eternity. Om nom nom nom!
Mana
angel delight
angel delight
Religious fundamentalists, if there's any justice in the world.
My lug'ole?
very good 🙂
Pork scratchings, really salty ones. With bits of hair on.
Nom nom nom
boobs
Bananas!
scallops and chorizo, with a nice rioja
Singlespeeders with a sandals & beard side salad and a full-fat niche dressing?
What do you mean "if"...!
Just had him round mine for dinner and we had chip buttys.
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Scum.
full english breakfast
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pedestrians and traffic
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iDave - Member
scallops and chorizo, with a nice riojaOooh, I've scallops and black pudding for tea tonight.
Treacle pudding and custard. And steak with peppercorn sauce.
but he doesnt.
angel juice
energy
I think most people have confused the OP with "if [i]I [/i]was god what would [i]I[/i] eat"
He'd eat love and crap out angels or something, with sweetcorn in.
At my house he'd eat American Pancakes with maple syrup the current snack je jour.
Dinosaurs... That would explain a couple of things anyways... 🙄
....pussy. Lots of it.
Jafa Cakes.
Maverick Bars.
Food.
What makes you so sure God is a man anyway ?? Misogynists !!
hels - Member
What makes you so sure God is a man anyway ?? Misogynists !!
"is"? I believe the original question, quite rightly, began: "[b]IF[/b] god existed"...
It's the beard I reckon.
Peach blossom marinated in baby's first tears: to make his farts smell sweet and his poo taste like Edinburgh rock. Amen
Soul Food
Jehova's
Dairy, cheeses and Hovis
I'm with Joolsburger on this
At my house he'd eat American Pancakes with maple syrup
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Baby rainforest dolphins obviously.
What makes you so sure God is a man anyway
Man was created in god's image, if the bible is to believed, whereas woman was created from Adam's rib after Adam went "god, I'm bored senseless and masturbating myself into premature blindness, sort it out!" Or something like that.
So, god is male, is as far as a fictional construct can have a gender anyway.
Roasted Dawkins
Woppit Ice Cream
Scambled Hitchins
[i]after Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler[/i]
[s]His[/s] her sustenance is lorrve. Or seemingly human prostration.
More likely, cosmic rays, nuclear fusion, some sort of space time trans dimensional shift by product.
i though he was partial to fatted calves
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bacon and avacado sandwiches..
He wouldn't eat in our canteen that's for sure.
He would probably eat the supporters of all other religions - muslims, pagans, jedis, etc.
Do Dominoes deliver to heaven?
soreen/miles