[Closed] Idiotic things you've done or said recently

Fell through my garage roof a while back, treading on the 20-year old translucent panel. I'd been up pressure washing gutters for a couple of hours. It was hot as Hades and i was just about to finish for lunch when the extension cord pulled out. Carefully avoided the panel as I went over to plug it back in and then walked briskly back. As soon as my first foot touched the panel it gave way and i disappeared so fast I didn't know what was happening, no time to put my hands out.
To make it worse I passed out from the shock afterwards giving my wife a bit of a fright.