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[Closed] I wouldnt recommend the norovirus, chest infection, stinking cold combo....

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I'm bloody well dying here. Half the man i used to be.


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 2:20 pm
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You do know that far from generating sympathy, this will simply delight many people on here, don't you?

At least you can take solace from the fact that we are gaining pleasure from your suffering. 😀


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 2:22 pm
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8)


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 2:32 pm
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Down south we call it having a bit of a sniffle. 😀


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 2:34 pm
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Typical softie northerners.


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 2:37 pm
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I think in order to count as 'properly ill', you have to log off of STW.

Anything done short of that act is just man-flu.

Dave


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 3:01 pm
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can still type though?

Skiver 😆


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 3:18 pm
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To redress the sympathy imbalance, here are my thoughts:

Surrounded by Zulus, I salute you. Despite having not one but three different medical complaints you have managed to contribute to STW. You may be unwell – you may be horrendously ill – but that hasn't halted your sense of duty to fellow STWers one bit. No, you have striven and, sir, you have overcome. Again, I salute you.

If only your fellow STWers recognised your pluck!

* Salutes *


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 3:24 pm
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Manflu is real, btw! It's the testo that causes us men to feel worse than the the fairer sex. Google it.


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 3:33 pm
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If only your fellow STWers recognised your pluck!

Recognise it? 😯

I don't want to see it in the first place, let alone be able to recognise it. 😥


 
Posted : 03/10/2011 5:16 pm
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Jeezus H Christ on a Bike - that was rough. I always knew that norovirus gave you the shits and made you vom, but what i didnt realise was that they had to happen at the same instant. Felt like I was exploding.

A question that arises from this experience is - When was the last time you shat yourself?

Only two toilets in this house and there were 5 of us ill at the same time.


 
Posted : 04/10/2011 2:21 pm
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When was the last time you shat yourself?

Week or so ago, just above the stream at Jacob's Ladder. 😳


 
Posted : 04/10/2011 2:31 pm

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