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[Closed] I want to buy a sausage roll. Who should I vote for?

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In a quandary.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:17 pm
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Binners for PM. Natch.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:18 pm
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Does that go for pasties as well?


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:19 pm
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Do you want that sausage roll hot?


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:19 pm
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I've heard the captain loves a bit of hot sausage 🙂


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:26 pm
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Vote Green for sausage ... 😆


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:30 pm
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Would you trust this man to leave any sausage rolls for the rest of us? Would you?!!!

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Posted : 30/04/2015 7:31 pm
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Binners - Tough on steak bakes, tough on the causes of steak bakes.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:33 pm
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Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

Just sayin'


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:33 pm
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Would you trust this man to leave any sausage rolls for the rest of us? Would you?!!!

Crikey that fat bar-stewart will stuff his face at every opportunity.

I suggest whenever you see him you should start a group chant like ...

You fat bar-stewart!
You fat bar-stewart!
You fat bar-stewart!
You fat bar-stewart!
You fat bar-stewart!
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Then show him a pork pie ... 😆


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:36 pm
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Google images says UKIP [img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:42 pm
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Google images says UKIP

Crikey, is he from little Britain? 😆


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:44 pm
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junk food fan ?

anyone but the greens, obvz


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:45 pm
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I already own a sausage roll. I might start a thread taking the mickey out of this one and other folk who aren't so privileged...


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:59 pm
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Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

WHERE? TELL ME NOW!


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 8:12 pm
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What if none of the meat in pastry snacks are quite what I want?


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 8:12 pm
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I've been shorting sausage rolls recently as I reckon they're going to crash once we get a hung parliament.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 8:13 pm
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Bear necessities- Google "Kelly brook naked" in a small room by yourself for some "accidentally" real eased provocative material.

Nsfw so I'm told.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 8:17 pm
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Binners for PM. Natch.

*purchases shares in Greggs the baker*

]Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

*purchases shares in Kimberley Clark*


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 8:18 pm
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Google "Kelly brook naked"

I'll see you all in about a week or so.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 8:21 pm
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Bear necessities- Google "Kelly brook naked"

Post of the year. Many thanks. I can confirm that they are NSFW.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 9:10 pm
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Did she really get her beaver out on the beach?!


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 9:18 pm
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And there was I thinking this would be a serious debate about VAT on sausage roles 🙄


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 9:24 pm
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Keep up, we've now moved onto baps and beef curtains.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 9:25 pm
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I like sausage but I also love pie, is there a way to bring these two together in an unholy alliance?
I would love a sausage / pie interface scenario.... Cumberland Ring anyone?
Plus, if we could add baps in the mix that would be Juan Sheet spectacular...


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 11:40 pm
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15cm or 6" sausage roll? Will it include sausage or just some mashed up horse ankle?


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 12:38 am
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The two lassies on shrek the musical tour that only ate greggs for 26 days. Not for charity. Just cause they could.


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 2:29 am
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Dknwhy: very good!


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 9:44 am
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Did she really get her beaver out on the beach?!

Kelly Brook has a pet beaver? Can it surf?


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 9:58 am
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15cm or 6" sausage roll?

None of this crappy European metric nonsense, vote UKIP and all pastries will be imperial!


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 10:10 am
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Surely the pasty vote will be a Cornish issue?


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 10:24 am
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Surely the pasty vote will be a Cornish issue?

Are you saying Cornwall is full of ginger people?

Racialist!


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 11:14 am
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In a quandary.

That's a chain of bakers I've never heard of.

Waitrose, there pork and apple sausage rolls are worth crawling over broken glass for.


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 12:31 pm
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Mistress Whiplash.


 
Posted : 01/05/2015 2:04 pm

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