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He he he....Wood...
Groot porn!
Forkin' 'ell
'lop'-sided tho.
Some great photo shop opportunities right there
So that's how you dispose of a rent boy who accidentally dies while you are hugging him!

Get your money back, clearly softwood
Dresses to the left. Ha. Who'dve thunk it?
I don't think it's hornbeam.
<span style="color: #444444; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: #eeeeee;">Get your money back, clearly softwood</span>
Heh. 8/10 🙃
Edit: Oh FFS <lobs phone across the room>
lobs phone across the room>
Must be Friday night. Bear's getting a lob on.
as opposed to the pic which is getting a log on
For? Nope, looks shaved to me...
Fir? Nope, looks shaved to me...
Well look at Mr Lah-De-Dah-Fancy-Pants who's figured out how to quote properly!
Mr Lah-De-Dah-Fancy-Pants
I prefer Mr Lah-De-Dah-Fancy-Panths if you don't mind 😉
Bear vs Perch
friday night pun down is a go!
Is disappointed. The big reveal was at the top of the first page, as opposed to 14 advertisement-laden pages in.
That said, it was a good one.
<p style="margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-position: initial; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; line-height: 1.2em; color: #444444;">Bear vs Perch</p>
<p style="margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-position: initial; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; line-height: 1.2em; color: #444444;">friday night pun down is a go!</p>
I fear it would just end up looking like a conversation between rogue bots with alzheimer's. Frankly I'm a little scared of the forum right now.
EDIT: I rest my case.
Perch v Chicken 🙂
He's got wood, but not got wood.
Is confused.
Perch v Chicken
A chicken does sit on a perch.
have you thought about obtaining an overly sharp axe
Nice quoting there, Fancy-bear
Nice quoting there, Fancy-bear
Quoting is easy
Why what happened?
Well that definitely delivered wood.
Coz perches are under water innit.
Quote fail.
I swearit worked elsewhere
Get your chopper out - you'll have it tamed in no time.
It's quite wrinkly - may be an elder.
You'll be joining a splinter group next, completely bloody barking!