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[Closed] I took a delivery of logs today - what happened next will shock you!

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Posted : 26/01/2018 5:16 pm
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He he he....Wood...


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:21 pm
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Groot porn!


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:23 pm
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Forkin' 'ell


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:25 pm
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'lop'-sided tho.


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:25 pm
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Some great photo shop opportunities right there


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:27 pm
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So that's how you dispose of a rent boy who accidentally dies while you are hugging him!


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:27 pm
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Posted : 26/01/2018 5:30 pm
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Get your money back, clearly softwood


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:34 pm
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Dresses to the left. Ha. Who'dve thunk it?


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:42 pm
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I don't think it's hornbeam.


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 5:53 pm
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<span style="color: #444444; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: #eeeeee;">Get your money back, clearly softwood</span>

Heh. 8/10 🙃

Edit: Oh FFS <lobs phone across the room>


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:10 pm
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lobs phone across the room>

Must be Friday night. Bear's getting a lob on.

as opposed to the pic which is getting a log on


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:17 pm
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For? Nope, looks shaved to me...


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:23 pm
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Fir? Nope, looks shaved to me...


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:24 pm
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Well look at Mr Lah-De-Dah-Fancy-Pants who's figured out how to quote properly!


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:24 pm
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Mr Lah-De-Dah-Fancy-Pants

I prefer Mr Lah-De-Dah-Fancy-Panths if you don't mind 😉


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:31 pm
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Bear vs Perch

friday night pun down is a go!


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:39 pm
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Is disappointed. The big reveal was at the top of the first page, as opposed to 14 advertisement-laden pages in.

That said, it was a good one.


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:40 pm
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<p style="margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-position: initial; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; line-height: 1.2em; color: #444444;">Bear vs Perch</p>
<p style="margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-position: initial; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; line-height: 1.2em; color: #444444;">friday night pun down is a go!</p>

I fear it would just end up looking like a conversation between rogue bots with alzheimer's. Frankly I'm a little scared of the forum right now.

EDIT: I rest my case.


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 8:59 pm
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Perch v Chicken 🙂


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 9:01 pm
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He's got wood, but not got wood.

Is confused.


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 9:03 pm
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Perch v Chicken

A chicken does sit on a perch.


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 9:14 pm
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have you thought about obtaining an overly sharp axe


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 9:22 pm
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Nice quoting there, Fancy-bear


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 9:30 pm
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Nice quoting there, Fancy-bear

Quoting is easy


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 9:32 pm
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Why what happened?


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 9:33 pm
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Well that definitely delivered wood.


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 9:47 pm
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Posted : 26/01/2018 10:31 pm
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Coz perches are under water innit.


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 10:45 pm
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Quote fail.

I swearit worked elsewhere


 
Posted : 26/01/2018 10:46 pm
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Get your chopper out - you'll have it tamed in no time.

It's quite wrinkly - may be an elder.


 
Posted : 27/01/2018 8:26 am
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You'll be joining a splinter group next, completely bloody barking!


 
Posted : 27/01/2018 9:59 am

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