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[Closed] I saw a two legged lizard.....

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While I was in Africa. I visited a village fair & this lizard was stood on it hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local chap & said 'that lizard is amazing, really funny'.
He said, It's not a lizard.......

It's a stand up Chamelion.

IGMC.


 
Posted : 17/09/2019 8:28 pm
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So bad it's good, my lad will enjoy that 🙂


 
Posted : 17/09/2019 9:47 pm
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You can 't leave that lying there...


 
Posted : 17/09/2019 9:50 pm
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It’s not a lying, it’s a tiger . .


 
Posted : 17/09/2019 10:25 pm
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A tiger?

...in Africa?


 
Posted : 17/09/2019 10:28 pm
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…in Africa?

I bless the rains...


 
Posted : 17/09/2019 10:32 pm
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You cant wash your hands in a buffalo.


 
Posted : 17/09/2019 10:32 pm
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And I thought this was a farage thread,,,


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:24 am
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I'm covered in chameleons and no-one believes me!


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:34 am
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I’m covered in chameleons and no-one believes me!

It’ll be Karma.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 6:03 am
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I’m covered in chameleons and no-one believes me!

You may be suffering from a reptile dysfunction..

Very common in men your age.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 7:03 am
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You may be suffering from a reptile dysfunction..

Off the scale PP


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 7:39 am
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A reptile dysfunction? Are you sure you don't just have a slow worm?


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 8:16 am

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