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I remember a post on here a while ago with puntastic wi-fi router names. I need to change mine so opportunity for cheesy hilarity. What should I go for?
Troy and Abed in the modem! made me laugh recently.
Wifi = I can see you shower
Phone Bluetooth = Voice of God
MI5 Surveillance Van No.2 should get the neighbours talking.
Covid19 Spreader Unit #143
Satanic Hotline
and
**VIRUS**
made me giggle a few years ago
5G local relay node.
Obviously your house might end up burnt down.
pornhub
Router? I hardly know her
Name it the same as someone as one of the other networks you can see just for the lols
Wi-fe hot-spot
I'm logged into Mos Eisley Cantina. Speeds are out of this world, something, something Parsecs!
[least favourite neighbours name] dungeon
"Pretty fly for a WiFi" always one of my favourites... 🙂
Louise?
Tell my wifi love her very much, she knows
You're my wifi now, Dave
Most routers these days have a 2GHz and 5Ghz band. You may wish to set up different SSIDs for each which opens up a wealth of paired opportunities. I have 2Fast and 5Furious. Whilst I accept that isn't necessarily sidesplittingly funny, it makes me smirk.
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We have 'Obi-Lan Kenobi' at the moment in our house 🙂
Local Network For Local People
Changed it to that when I moved to Royston.
Wu-Tang-Lan for me (it originally had the full title, but wife told me off !!)
Picolan.
When it actually works it's a complete shower of shite
Mi-Wi-Fi
Mine is currently Marty McFlyfi
I called mine Crack House. 👍
Ceefax
Ours is Alien Mothership.
I might rename it to "Your wife smells of fish"
I use Dreamytime Escorts.
Are you a geek? If so, pick your favourite Culture GSV name
Mine is currently Cpt Funkadelic’s Stank Machine. Used to be Macclesfield Council Porn Watch and Undercover Surveillance Van before that.
I use Dreamytime Escorts.
and for your Wi-Fi name?
Our last three:
Stoffel the honey Badger
MI5 spy van no.3
LaserCat
My guest WiFi SSID is ‘Huawei5G_CovidInceptor’
Childish I know but you’ve got to get your entertainment somehow these days.
Stoffel the honey Badger
Quoted as Stoffel is the best honey badger evar
theserialkillernextdoor
Shit head at no 77.
I don't live at number 77.
5G COVID TEST MAST
99 problems but WiFi ain't 1
Pretty fly for a WiFi
CIA Sleeper Cell, for our booster. Wife works for a large law firm, refuses to connect to it, she is concerned that their IT dept will get concerned.
strangerpings
Loading (Seriously, it's called loading) 😉
There is loads of good ones if you look online, quick hunt revealed ...
The LAN Before Time
It Burns When IP
Bill Wi, the Science Fi
LAN of Milk and Honey
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
Skynet Global Defense Network
I’m cheating on my WiFi
Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
A Van Down By The River
A LANnister Always Surfs The Net (for Game of Thrones fans)
Series of Tubes
Go Go Gadget Internet
I am the Internet, AMA
The Promised LAN
Mom, Click Here for Internet
WI-FIght the inevitable?
Silence of the LAN
New England Clam Router
Wi believe I can Fi
Occam’s Router
Get off My LAN!
Click Here for Viruses
Wu-Tang LAN
I Can Haz Wireless?
Drop it like it’s Hotspot
Look Ma, No Wires!
All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
Network Not Found
LANdo Calrissian
Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
2 Girls, 1 Router
One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor (for Lord of the Rings fans)
Bill Clinternet
Winternet is Coming (for Game of Thrones fans)
99 problems, but WiFi ain’t one
DHARMA Initiative – Station 4 (for Lost fans)
The Wireless-G Spot
Please Connect for Identity Theft
The Net starring Sandra Bullock
Y No You Get WiFi?
I Pronounce you Man and WiFi
Keep it on the Download
I’m Under Your Bed
🙂
James
Falling Outside The Normal Moral Constraints
Another Fine Product From The Nonsense Factory
You'll Clean That Up Before You Leave
No One Knows What The Dead Think
Just The Washing Instruction Chip In Life's Rich Tapestry
Unreliable Witness
You Call This Clean?
Warm, Considering
Rapid Random Response Unit
Refreshingly Unconcerned With The Vulgar Exigencies Of Veracity
Course I Still Love You, Just Read the Instructions
So, anyway, how does one go about renaming their wifi router? Asking for a friend...
Shit head at no 77.
What did i ever do to you?
Wi-Fi Pirate.
madmary@39_dropping_a
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